h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Sunday Girl" was the first UK number One for Debbie Harry and Blondie. It is reported that, when she heard the news Debbie said, "Great, that's the last B*** J** I'll have to give."

Neither of those statements is true.

Blondie's first UK #1 was Heart Of Glass. And the BJ comment is attributed to Marilyn Monroe.

RF

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Milla, youre a stick compared to me lovie, tell hubby to shut his gob n count himself lucky

well said serephina now where did i leave that

You are lovely people!

I would like to confess to having had far too much sex with all sorts of people, smoking various illegal substances, and having been arrested by the police for falling over drunk in the street as a rather noisy party I had been attending was finally chucking out in the wee small hours.

Unfortunately as I am far too boring to have done any of the above, I can't.

Instead I shall merely confess to having a thing about Kirsty Allsop.

I'll see your Kirsty Alsopp (I wish), and raise you an Amanda Lamb.

I like Bridget Jones' Big Knickers and actually happen to think their sexy.

Can the media please stop saying their awful and giving women a complex about wearing them.

Thankyou.

I wasn't sure who Amanda Lamb is, so I hopped over to Google, typed in her name, and then considered pressing the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button - but who am I kidding?!

Amanda Lamb, eh?

I don't know about *instead of* Kirsty Allsop... perhaps *as well as"?



NOW who am I kidding?!

I confess that the first women I got the hots for was none other than Emma Peel (a.k.a Diana Rigg) - and I was only 8 at the time......

I also confess to having been paid for talking dirty down the phone to women.........

That was actually the result of a bet down the pub that I would not dare work for a sex chat phoneline for a week. So I did. Well, you cant turn down a dare can you?

Naughty Moonhogg

Now I'll get in trouble for daydreaming for the rest of the day, instead of w*rking.

What was that??

Oh, WORKING... sorry, I misread that. You had me worried for a minute! Anyway, control yourself, get a grip on the task in hand, and just get on with your job!

(wonders if I'll be yikesed for this...)

When Karate Party haven't? Can't see it. Mind you, can't see much these days.

I must confess that when the young homestay lady told me last week her nickname at home was elephant I found it hard to believe but after meeting all the other ladies from her country I realised that 55 kilos was rather heavy n she did look rather big.

Its all about bone structure, Anold!!! Honest! Asian ladies do tend to have extremely petite frames and so 55kg on a petite fine boned lady may be considered heavy! That same 55kg on a medium or larger sized lady would be considered anorexic in some cultures.

I prefer to call myself 'Rubenesque'! I have curves (too many of them sometimes!!) in the right places and my other half daren't complain!! Milla, I'm about the same height/weight as you and have a size 10 (UK) waist, but the boobs and hips fit easily in the 14/16 bracket!! Enjoy your curves! Over the centuries, a generous figure has been celebrated waaaaay more than any stick-like model figure! Didja ever see a Da Vinci painting with a skinny bird in it? Didn't think so!

Cor, you sound positively hourglass!! Gorgeous!

All my wifes curves are convex.....

ROTFLMAO!! That's the sort of thing I'd only admit too if I knew 'Er Indoors wouldn't see! Having said that, her's are too. But I still think she's gorgeous! I'd rather have her than Kate Moss anyday!