h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wish to confess that even as a red blooded male, father and being happily married, I would love to be a gorgeous looking woman for a week. This is soley for the purpose of understanding how gullible and stupid blokes behave around attractive women, and also to see how many free drinks one could sponge off blokes

**looks pointedly at 2legs**

B

I confess that I wish to know more about the lovely lady on today's front page.

that's got nuffin to do with me

*gets nervous as Nu B's gaze descends on him

How long ya' got?

I confess that the only confessions I have are ones that I'd rather not mention on a public forum as you never know who might see.

I have nothing to confess except my insanity

In 1984 I stole a biro from a gift shop on the Isle of Wight.

or even

I would like to confess to all my sins. Sadly I fear this is not the time and plaice

Plus you wouldn't want Elton to have a attack with the weight of confessions, would you?

roymondo we are alike... i once stole a pencil from the cheddar caves souvenir shop.. i was about 12 and had no money.. not making any excuses.. but all my friends had loads of dosh and i REALLY wanted that pencil....

however you'll be pleased to know i didn't enjoy said theived item.. my conscience played heavily.

ps just to add it was on a school trip...

I was on a school tip too. School - highway to criminality!

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Yes... Oh er you wanted more detail then, er, Oh look a badger with a gun!

I'd like to confess to stealing penny chews/sweets from our local newsagents when I was a kid not many just a couple of times... I made up for it though, used to spent a fortune in the shop when I was an underage smoker I'd like to confess to being a smoker and once having been an underaged smoker, and smoking illegal substances, on more than one ocasion, and on encourging others to take illegal substances, and taking other illegal substances myself, and having under aged sex, and for once doing vandelism and doing that by just follwing the group and I'd ooo better stop there Elton's looking kinda green

OOOoooohhhhhh

That's 10 twirls of the rosary beads for you

As you're being so open:

I admit to underage drinking, underage BJing (when both of us were underage), smoking, swallowing and sniffing assorted drugs, being tied up and spanked for sexual pleasure, and owning several Marillion albums.