A Conversation for Ask h2g2

Stuck for Money? Then get your Soul valued!

Post 41

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


By my calaculations, CL, there's at least two people posted to the thread with a soul worth less than yours. Kerr and Calamity.

I'm not preprared to vouch for either of them...

smiley - shark


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Post 42

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Your soul is worth £8125. For your peace of mind, 85% of people have a purer soul than you

*must try harder*


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Post 43

Existential Elevator

"Your soul is worth £16524. For your peace of mind, 57% of people have a purer soul than you"

smiley - erm
smiley - laugh


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Post 44

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

My soul, if I believed in it, is worth £34,471:00, with 25% having a higher value. My Soul is worth more than I am dead!!!

smiley - sadface

How can I sell what doesn't exist?????

smiley - wah

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 45

HonestIago

My soul is worth £12,451 and 69% of people are purer than me. Is this a good or a bad thing? Actually I could do with 12 grand right now. Anybody interested?


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Post 46

BouncyBitInTheMiddle

Your soul is worth £13570. For your peace of mind, 65% of people have a purer soul than you.

What? smiley - yikes How did that happen? I answered honestly and all...

I thought I was home free what with them not asking any questions about bondage.

Pfft, so much for the innocence of youth smiley - grr.


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Post 47

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

Your soul is worth £32967. For your peace of mind, 25% of people have a purer soul than you.


and how do they remove ur soul? and how do you know they are going to send you the money?


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Post 48

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Trust me mate, in Biblical terms, smiley - handcuffs is just a shading on the scale after pre-marital sex...

smiley - shark


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Post 49

Zak the Duck

Apparently mine is worth £90793 and only 4% are purer than me.

If only I wasn't a toy duck, but I can cope with living off my cuteness and having hoards of adoring fans and admirers. I'm surprised that hasn't tarnished my stuffing smiley - smiley

smiley - chick


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Post 50

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

My soul is worth £44491, apparently, and 16% of people have a purer soul than me. Iropnically, I would have thought that the value of one's soul would be lowered by the act of considering selling it.
The consensus from what fiction I have read seems to be that selling your soul can be done by signing a contract that acknowledges that your soul, wherever it is, is now the property of someone else.


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Post 51

TBC

having not bothered to really read the rest of the site why do they want peoples souls?

~Skenvoy


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Post 52

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

Be honest; wouldn't you want to acquire a few souls if it was possible and you had some spare money?


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Post 53

J

Well yeah... but not CL's soul smiley - winkeye


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Post 54

A Right Charlie

"Your soul is worth £117731. For your peace of mind, 2% of people have a purer soul than you."

smiley - angel

No cheating - that is the honest truth

smiley - tit


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Post 55

Trin Tragula

59% of people have a purer soul than me? Who are they? Where do they live?


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Post 56

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

I suppose one use there might be for high-fidelity souls, if you believe in them, is to patch up any significant gaps and hitch a ride into heaven if you think your own soul isn't up to it.


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Post 57

TBC

smiley - laugh my idea was they use one and then move onto the next one... you can just imagine what their morning routine will be;

"Hmmm, what soul shall I put on today? No not that one... thats been impure for weeks... ah this one's nice and pure" smiley - winkeye

~Skenvoy


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Post 58

Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag!

My soul is worth £17075 which means 55% of people have a purer soul.

I think that's rather insultingly low, especially as I suspect my soul hasn't been used that much.


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Post 59

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

Do you think there is much of a fall in value from being second-hand?


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Post 60

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

i think that younger people like me should have have a purer soul, but 25% of people have a purer sould than me, and im 15, whoever it was that was only 2%, you must be a saint or something


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