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Can a Catholic be evil?

Can a Catholic be anything BUT evil?

(oh, by the way , right back at ya )

At the risk of:
Completely going off track on this thread,
Offending lots of people,
Revealing still another gem,
and
Breaking someone's copywrite laws,

Here are the lyrics to Tom Lehrer's *The Vatican Rag* in order to prove that you can absolve yourself of all evil.

First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional.
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman;
Ave Maria,
Gee, it's good to see ya.
Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican
Rag!


right back at ya!

Just to bring it back on topic ...

...why was one of the questions about whether or not you were a practising christian?

Did that make yuor soul more pure or less pure?

I'm going to try saying that I am, and see if that changes anything...

I am a Christian AND a vegitarian and STILL 50 something percent have a purer souls than me, I thought that I would have at least only 3 percent or something purer hmmmmmmm.

Now those with only 3 percent with purer souls sound interesting

Jane ish, almost but not quite

Wowie, I'm vegetarian but not christain, and only 39% are purer than me.....hmm

Hey, who'da thunk there'd be so many herbivores around .

I checked it out again, and if I agreed with all the questions on the last page I would've had 93% of people with purer souls than me...

...so it's not that I'm an ...just that I disagree with a lot of things...!!

So its the last pages fault!!!

Well, in my case at least, it's the difference between being in the top 3rd of corrupt souls and the top 5 per cent !

Well, I'm *neither* a Christian or a vegetarian, and only 30% have a purer sould than me, so I must be doing something right!

az

I got £17,873 and 53% had a purer soul than me. Oh shame!

Pathetic, pathetic. You're all pathetic examples of altruism and selflessness.
I got £2000 for mine, and 97% of people are purer than me. Hah.

*backs away slowly*
Please don't kill us

£7681, 86% have a purer soul than me.


i got the boys here to do it as well and i found solace in the fact that mine isn't the cheapest in the room, but it's still only a third the value of our 'saint in residence' (just shy of 20 grand)

People! It's an internet quiz! We are who we are, not some statistical view from a warped perspective.

*Hopes this overcomes his abysmal score*

Are you crazy zoomer?

I am jealous of your score!

I don't think mine represents me at all...I should be much worse than that !

I'm going to try to get a better score now... I don't want to be in the same group as the rest of you!

I'll still be honest

Well... you know my definition of honest

Tanzen, darlin'- I've had so many more years to tarnish my soul- give yourself time!

My updated score-
Your soul is worth £32305. For your peace of mind, 25% of people have a purer soul than you.

Which is an improvement of 25%! I only answered one or two questions differently though

And in doing so reevaluated your mortal soul?

Yup It was under the opinion part