h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Desk jobs; are they related to blow jobs; or has the fine art of producing beautiful goblets disappeared these days?

Those glass blowers always seemed to w**k very hard, but creatively.The end result always seemed worth all the effort.

zdt

Where are all these people? Too busy w**king to post eh? Bah, humbug*

*translation for our overseas readers: a black & white sweet thing that you have to suck for ages, for goodness sake don't try & bite it!

zdt

sadly i have to w**k tonight...its so hard lately just too many customers to deal with..hows a girl to cope all on her own, as my colleage ben is off w**k for 2 weeks..i'll just have to do my very best and get all the w**k done on my own....

I'm going to stop w**king early today and go and watch the cricket.

Just finished my good w**k for the summer. Now have to make do with secondary, subsidiary and fronkly inferior w**king for a while

at mental image of skanky w**king fronkly!!!

zdt

i feel as if i have been over w**king for too long now...i need a break as all the w**k is making me ill. i will tell my doctor all about it.

Why not just tell us? Alot of us are over w**ked, you know

Ah, but maybe she has a really good w**king relationship with her; know what i mean w**k w**k; nod's as good as a w**k to a shortsighted

zdt*keeper of classic Monty Python stuff*

I've found a new place to w**k - been there nearly 4 months now. As I am now unfortunately single, it's just w**k w**k w**k for me at the moment.

RF

my doctor says i shouldn't w**k for 2 weeks,even issued me a docs note...my doctor is great...a very hard w**ker.....

2 weeks of no w**k what the heck will i do with myself??

Hmmmm.....are you not even allowed to w**k at home? Surely if you do it very slowly & gently it shouldn't cause too much strain? If you give up w**king completely, you may forget how to do it, if i were you i would keep my hand in.

zdt

w**k you very much, durexpect me to believe that

It's alsways important to keep your hand in, I find.

RF

Yes, i agree. You've obviously got your finger on the pulse of the issue of the w**king classes there.

As for my dear friend the Professor; hmmm; i think maybe he has been w**king a little too hard recently, there are those who believe it can lead to mental deterioration if taken to excess.

zdt*off to look up actual geographical location of Excess...

I finish w**king on Wednesday! Then I go on vacation and I can't really w**k since I'll mostly be with my relatives for a few weeks.

Yeah, bit off putting. In most circumstances....

And hopefully (somewhere) illegal.

What, w*king illegally? Over here in france they refer to that as "w**king on the black" which seems to me to be as politically incorrect as you can possibly get!

zdt