h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe you need a little Jimi...he's quite a man to w**k to!

I find Patti Smith does more for me

Patti's all very well and good, but I think she lacks the funk that I need to be able to w**k happily

I think passion and intensity are what I w**k best too so someone like Patti Smith or PJ Harvey works well for me

There's a fine line for me when it comes to music while I w**k...I want something that I love...but hopefully something that won't make me too sad...I have my Patsy cline cd here, but she's a little to sad for me to w**k to,...

no, I couldn't w**k to Leonard Cohen, hes strictly for a) annoying other w**kers, b) getting drunk and maudlin to

I'm easily distracted enough when I w**k, so I tend to go for something a little boppier, like TMBG, unless I'm in *the mood* for something a bit funkier or smoother

TMBG work for me but with most music I'll tend to stop w**king and start listening if its good and has catchy lyrics
I should try w**king to good instrumental stuff, maybe that'd w**k better

My problem would be that, in the absence of lyrics, I'd probably have to dance (more )..and I think we all know wriggling around to much can seriously hinder effective w**king!

I'm male, I don't dance (because I can't)

I often dance when I w**k...people comment on it all the time

I have just spent 2 hours next door w**king on a ladder for Jenny the woman next door. The harder I w**ked the harder she had to hold it for me When we were finished she had to go and have a shower and wash her hair due to the mess I had made. Thats the last Sat dish I repair...

It's amazing how messy w**king can be...even for me, as much as I like to w**k sitting down as often as I can...there always seems to be w**k-related mess all around me...

When I'm w**king I have to move a six inch long object forwards and backwards and side to side.
I also have to be careful in case my clutch starts slipping.

That seems rather short. I think mine is about a foot long. I may even become stimulated enough to measure it precisely. I may even get stimulated enough to measure it precisely. If I do, I'll let you know.

When I w**k it's usually just realiant on my fingers...I try not to get involved with too many props...it's all very distracting...

Except the computer...I prefer w**king with a computer, it's much easier and I find it's quicker to w**k with a bit of...electronic assistance...

1 of my friends prefers to w**k with food but it all looks very messy to me and I've seen him w**king.

I can w**k with a in one hand, but it gest a bit tricky, and a little painful if you're not payingattention!

all my best w**k is done with the aid of copious amounts of , but tends to ruin my w**krate

I think a or two makes w**king a more pleasant experience, but any more than that and I'd rather not w**k at all...