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Is w**king necessary?

Post 941

zendevil

OK you lot! Don't you realise you have to w**k regularly, at least every few days; or nobody will realise all the hard w**k we have put into this thread, come on, pull yer fingers out & let's stay on top of all the rest!

zdt*recruiting new w**kers from the penis thread "Brace yerself Sheila!"*


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Post 942

Ivan the Terribly Average

Well, I've been w**king all day, in the garden; sometimes one just has to expose oneself to the elements and get on with it.


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Post 943

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Read some of the Blog and sorry this is not for me

smiley - smiley


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Post 944

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

thread that is, before anyone asks smiley - biggrinsmiley - blush


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Post 945

zendevil


Hi Ivan, good to see someone's got a w**k ethic round here!smiley - ok Just off to look at those plants of yours.

smiley - sorry Rev if it's not for you...mind, on a Sunday, you probably have lots of official w**k to do...smiley - erm

zdt


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Post 946

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyessmiley - flusteredsmiley - puffsmiley - smiley


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Post 947

aka Bel - A87832164

Ok Terri and Yoda, now you've invited us all here, do you think we'll find out if w**king is necessary ? smiley - biggrin


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Post 948

zendevil


Well, dunno....is w**king necessary for you personally? I mean; most people get paid for w**king, but many people w**k voluntarily just because they get a lot of pleasure out of it; and often share their experiences with others. Social w**kers i suppose?

zdt


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Post 949

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

No and it is not necessary but it does feel good.

smiley - winkeye


Is walking necessary?

Post 950

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

yes if you want to get from A to B


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Post 951

A Super Furry Animal

Oh f**k! W**kden's found this thread! smiley - sadface

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 952

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Swearing is not nessasary I am leaving now bye


smiley - fullmoon


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Post 953

aka Bel - A87832164

Well, it was sort of 'advertised', wasn't it ?


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Post 954

zendevil


Only because he w**ked really really hard to find it!

zdt


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Post 955

Ivan the Terribly Average

I found out today what a consummate w**ker my boss is. The mind boggles at the thought of where he learnt that method of w**king.


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Post 956

(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia

i know a lot of people with jobs whov'e never done a real days work in they're livessmiley - spork


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Post 957

zendevil


smiley - yikes Crazy Horse, you forgot the asterix's!!!! watch out, we will have the mods on here in no time at all, they w**k all the hours under the sun poor things!

zdt


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Post 958

Ivan the Terribly Average

I'm sure they're w**king on it right now.


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Post 959

Jermo the Hobbit

Yes yes I know its all been said before but I just cant forget that Snow White film when she bends down to pat her 7 little w**kers...smiley - smiley


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Post 960

zendevil


smiley - musicalnote "hi ho, hi ho, it's off to w**k we go!"smiley - musicalnote

So, smiley - santa has come & gone, leaving lots of little kiddies screaming "Waah, there's some strange bloke in my bedroom; save me!"

Were any of you obliged to w**k during the holidays?

zdt


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