h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That kinda like Stairway to Heaven - only grittier

Tiger Wellington . . . (there was a previous street name but can't remember it)


az

Oh sorry, my present street name! Okay.

Tiger Rodrigo (grrr)


az

Fred Jamestown.

Not exactly inspiring is it?

RF

He'd have to have a big black tash, and wear his shirt open to his knees.

Sounds more like an accountant . . .


az

Freddy gives us the first working class northern porn star.

meanwhile, Tiger Rodrigo would *obviously* wear his shirt open to his knees . . .


az

More like Corn Star than Porn Star

Oh dear. I would be Paddy Burgoyne . Porn star? Or cowboy builder?

We once had a cat called Misty, and I once lived in Ayre Road...that's better.

Deb

Chip Gosport??

somehow it doesn't have the right connotation for a female or a male...

So next pet...

Rodney Gosport...

Next...

Scratch Gosport..well as a summation of the town of Gosport it's pretty accurate but as a name...

Next

Scrap Gosport...well even better as it's a bit of an armpit anyway...

Next...

Terrence Gosport.

Still a lousy name for a porn star or anyone else..

I guess I should move to another street and rethink the names I give any pets....

Goldie Castle-Hill

The double barrelled porn star from Hampstead on the hill

My Mum would be Tweet Rydal

while my Step-Mum would be Tabatha Bradstow.

Funnie, come to think of it, my mum would be Bonnie Am ,too

Runs in the family then

that's a pretty specific type of porn film you're thinking of

Not really, my sister's name would be somewhat different, as would my brother's name, and father's name, too. I can't post it here,though, because it's in the nature of many nmaes that they aren't translatable.