h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pinky Kloster?

Pull up a bed, you've got the part pinky

aha, the old casting couch eh

Mrs SWL just offered up

Chewy Crescent

My daughters would be Bubbles Townsend

Eldest son would be Quitte Pfingstbrunnen

Nibbles Hampden


And to think I stayed in retail finance...

cyclops ritchie

I'm not sure Pinky Kloster really wants to be a porn star, she's quite happy being a buckle-bunny!

I'm sure Chewy Crescent and Nibbles Hampden were the same person. I never saw them appear in a movie together......co-incidence? I think not.

but my real porn star name from my days in shanghai was hung long dong

I think Nibbles retired some years ago

I Just worked out that my daughter is Henry Harrington or can I start counting from the rabbit?

funny, we always called you PeeWee

I know, but I was being modest

You sure that wasn't Wun Lung Mong?

Mine is Sam Mclean but it doesn't sound very porn stary lol!

Mac South

'Huggy Perry'*

* contractually obliged to only star in seventies skin flicks with wah wah guitar sountracks and mexicano mustachios.

Previously I would of been 'Huggy Express' which sounds like the star of a far more german dubbed techno beat hardcore hausfrau action style of film.

Cleo Newton now, or Cleo Pendleton if you take my first street name.

Or my current pet is Genevieve, so Genevieve Newton?

Meh, I'll stick with Lady Cleo.

I don't think this works very well with guys, and probably not guys living in New Mexico. Currently, my name would be Loop Dara. But going backwards in time, I was Loop California (that one kinda works), before that I would've had a brief stint as Loop Route 48 (heh, nice pun there), before that I spent a while as Loop Salazar (or the nearest Mexican non-Union equivalent), before that Loop Calle del Sol , and even before that I would've been Loop Orange (my surrealist period).

- JD