h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey this is too unreal

My first pet was called Harry, and we lived in a street called Monks Street............. so my name would be

Harry Monk

At SWL. Another sharp comment.

Anybody with a pet called Tiddles is pretty much badgered as far as the porn industry is concerned I suppose

Another niche market i'd have thought

At one point in my past I would have been Tiddles Woodcot

Scotia, that's just

My mate have a female cat that she called Lesbie, cause the cat was always getting frisky with her older female cat.

Me thinks that Lesbie Avenue would be a cool name

We got one look.....well done Fizzy.

That was 15+ years ago - I'm a changed person now

All grown up and sensible now Fizzy? AHEM.

yes, and if you don't believe me you can ask my probation officer

- don't believe her a word, that's just what she thinks she has to say, not what she really means

Dragon princess would be Elliott Hill.

That's a private eye name.

Sky Flamingo (drive)

Mine first one would be Daisy Strangers
Now it would be Jasmine Kirkmans.

My first would have been Tibby Witts
Now it would be Shakey Pheasant.

I like Shakey pheasant.

Mine sounds more a local weather report than a porn star...

Thunder Crossfield

........Or a relation of Johnny fartypants