h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All have potential.

Anyone looking for a contract?

Looking for a singer in a band ?

Not QUITE my intention

In that case, you should have a look at the buckle bunnny thread - lots of potential there, I think

Can't seem to locate that one

Use the search function

Sharpie Travers. Not exactly sure what kind of name that sounds like... an untrustworthy one maybe? Are porn stars meant to be untrustworthy? oh well...

Trisselina Glunten



(...as the whole "business"... but that´s off this topic...)

Trisselina was my first , sadly missed

Rocky Purdysburn, or my sister Inca Circular, or my brother Cash Greenville, or my cousin Pepper St Columbus.

What a cast list eh none of them sound terribly appealing

Hey, i don't know.

The things Pepper St. Columbus could do with an ice cube and ping pong ball are still talked about to this day.

Have you been to Benidorm then

It's an average night out round these parts, we don't need to explore exotic foriegn destinations.

Ah Benidorm....*Runs a lazy finger over THAT scar*

We went a few years ago - coz we'd never been, and its way popular in some circles over here.

We hated it - but what the hey - each to their own

Benidorm the only place outside Southend where you can see the British thug in his natural environment........sunburned, drunk and covered in vomit.

And that's just the parents

Still .... why do you always drag us off topic .....

my other half was once Inca Lilac and my mate would be .... wait for it................ Lucky Belvoir (pronounced beaver)

Now if that doesn't sound like a porn star, then I don't know

Me!!!! I didn't bring up Benidorm.

My sister would be Sandy Passage........back to sex on the beach.

painful

My brother-in law would be

Rex Roger

Rex Roger and Lucky Belvoir in Sandy Passage to Heaven