h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's that out of?

Yeah, that sounds familiar.
Chuck Norris?

Hmmm, didn't know that was from Pulp Fiction; people say it to me all the time!

Um.....
I dunno.
What are your favorites, tonsil revenge?

"Marked for death"
Steven Seagal, i'm afraid ... that is, not very much afraid...

let's have the full quote to this one 'cuz it's so good!

"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

*BLAM, BLAM, BLAM*

Another one bites the dust ...
comliments of Clint E.

Yuk! I hate his movies.

Hi, Elly.

Somewhere back in the thread,
I think I mentioned:

Princess Bride
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
Fifth Element
Long Kiss Good Night
Ronin
Ghost Dog
Silverado
Most of the Dirty Harry and 'Man With No Name' trash
Most of the early Steven Seagal, with "Out For Justice" and "Above The Law" and "Under Siege" clear favorites.
Connery Bond
The two Flint movies.
The first two Highlanders.
the Jack Deth movies.
Eight Million Ways to Die
The Maltese Falcon
The Long Goodbye
Running Scared
Once Upon A Time In The West
The Thing
Thief of Bagdad
Brazil
My Name Is Nobody
They Call Me Trinity
Blind Justice
Dead Or Alive, the Rutger Hauer one.
Most of the Belgian Butt's early movies, with the exception of Cyborg
Lethal Weapon
Cold Comfort Farm
Most of the Chuck Norris trash.
Enter the Dragon
Silent Running
Outland
The Muppet Movie
that one with the guy with the chainsaw strapped to his stump?
Evil Dead 2?
Beverly Hills Cop
Most of Jackie Chan's movies, even the crappy Hong Kong ones.
Buster Keaton shorts.
Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Nightmare before Christmas
Rudolf the Rednosed Reindeer
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Repo Man
Spinal Tap
The Marx Bros movies.
The BFG
The Witches
Excalibur
Yahoo Serious movies
Casino Royale
Head
A Bridge Too Far
The Python movies
some of Arnie's junk
Burt Lancaster movies, anything!
The Matchmaker
The Truth about Cats and Dogs.
Sleepless in Seattle
Robocop
The Frisco Kid
M
A Comedy of Terrors
Zero Effect
F/X
Buffy (the movie)
Die Hard
Airplane
Hot Shots
Animal House
Up The Academy
The Warriors
almost anything with Alan Rickman
GalaxyQuest
Buckaroo Bonzai
Jack the Giant Killer
I, The Jury
Rising Sun
Undercover Blues

Hmmm. Spinal Tap, anyone?

"There's too much f***ing perspective now."
"How much more black could it be? And the answer is none... none more black."
"When you've loved and lost the way Frank has, you know what life's about."

An i hate Sly movies. Well, there's moments when i don't.

"Hurting people's not a good thing. Well sometimes it is."
Sylvester Stallone, "Demolition Man"

And now, a revolution in the audio book field, the Namesake Series!

Ah, "Cobra" and "Tango and Cash" weren't too bad.

"They were still booing him when we came on."

Tony Hendra!

Quadrophenia. 'I AM one of the faces'
Warriors. 'Can you count suckers'
Scarface. 'Cok-er-roach-hes'
Carlito's Way. 'Here come the pain'
Top Gun. 'Yee haa, Jesters dead'
Star Wars (all of 'em). 'Lock S-Foils to attack position'

Whenever b/f and I have enjoyed a good meal and are sitting with bulging tummies we nearly always quote the Mr Creosote scene in "Meaning of Life" when he is offered an after dinner mint...

"Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one" "Waffer thin"
"No, f*** off! I'm full!"

Also - whenever we think something is inadequate for a situation we use the Jaws line "I think we're going to need a bigger boat" but substitute *whatever* for "boat"

"Run away! Run away!" - classic!

Any time the word *balm* is said we both look at each other and go "A balm?" a la Terry Jones (Life of Brian)

A knock on the door usually has me saying "Wilkommen, bienvenu, welcome, c'mon in."

I work in the conference industry and I am usually given a soppy laminated badge to wear...you know where I'm going don't you?...
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges"

Gosh - it's hard to think of more but I know there's loads!

Me and my friends use the same line, except we hilariously substitute 'badges' with 'badgers'. So any time we hear the word badgers mentioned...It always creases us up, but nobody else seems to find it funny

Grosse Pointe Blank -

Debi: You're a psychopath.
Martin: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job.

Fight Club -

Tyler: The first rule of Fight Club is: you don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Empire Records -

Gina: Ooo, Sinead O'Rebellion! Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior!

Lucas: Damn the man! (I quote this a LOT.)

Corey: What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today today?

Lucas: Always play with their minds.

And basically anything else Lucas says...

No, I did not memorize all these quotes. They're on my movie review website, Watch me shamelessly plug it! Haha! Go visit! Now! *explodes*

From Pitch Black:

Johns: "How's it look?"
Riddick: "Looks clear."
*Big, bad monster comes flying out, scaring everyone before disappearing into the night*
Johns: "You said it was clear!"
Riddick: "No, I said it LOOKED clear."
Johns. "Well, how does it look now?"
Riddick: "Looks clear."

*Johns finds Riddick shaving his head with a knife-looking object*
Johns: "Hey, I thought I said no shivs!"
Riddick: "You mean this? This is a personal grooming appliance."

Brazil: "How about a little necrophilia then?"