h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"When you wanna shoot- shoot, don't talk so much" I use that one allot when people take ages with the point they're trying to make.

And there's loads of stuff there's no point in me quoting here, 'coz none of you would recognise it...
Total Recall is great.
The Rain Man
Mel Brookes' movies- the History of the World, mainly. "It would take a miracle!"

Slightly off-topic but someone mentioned the most over quoted line earlier "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum" etc...

So on Saturday, wages in hands I went and purchased "They Live" cause I haven't seen it for time and it needed doing.

Is that the film with the aliens and the ridiculously long fight in a alley?

Yup, that's the one. The only way to see the aliens is to wear sune really un-cool sunglasses.

Along with the rest of the planet i now mainly talk in simpsons quotes. I have also seen the tom hanks film 'the burbs' far more than is healthy and as i am the only person on the planet who is a big fan i have a tendancy to make quotes that people never understand.
while talking about films, is anyone else a fan of 'fandango'a film that will go down in history as the only film ever to feature a good performance by kevin costner.

Kevin Costner? You sure??

"That'll do, Donkey. That'll do."

Oh come on, Kevin Costner was good in Dances with Wolves.

JE

Strange as it may seem, Don Johnson had one good performance in his youth in a futuristic farce where humankind had gone forth to live below the surface after an atomic war, and then got trouble to multiply ... yeah i know...

"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom" - Yep! I watched Shrek again last night too!

french and saunder movie spoofs are always good.

"your mother sucks jelly babies in hell"

and

"I want you to paint me like your french girl." "what on a bicycle with some onions?"

There can be only one!

"Macleod, it's good to see you again. It seems like a hundred years."
"It's been a hundred years."

Ramirez: If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!

Candy: Hi, I'm Candy.
Kurgan: Of course you are...

"i have something to say, it's better to burn out than to fade away"

precisely. Great guy, Kurgan, what?

"you will respect my authritaaah"

not a movie i know..but still somthing i find myself saying too often!

or "time to die pattersons.."

more will come back to embarrass me later im sure..

There are a number of films that are good for just one quote. for example 'so i married and axe murderer'- "look at tha heed, it's massive. Hey heed, get out the way the telly". and 'dumb and dumber'- "you want to hear the most anoying noise in the world? eeeeeyyyyyyyoooooaaaaahhhhh (general hie piched screeching.

Funny you should m ention "So I maried an axe murderer", edd. I was sitting on the bus on my way home from work yesterday when a line from that very same movie popped into my head:

"Woman! Whoooaa-Man!"

forgotten the movie but at one point a oprest turns in to a marshal arts xpert yelling "I kick ass for the lord" love that line

That would be Braindead! ..love that film ...

Guns. Lots of guns.

A system of... headslapping? A system of... headslapping? A system of... headslapping? (Alan Partridge on the byelection)

Most Fast Show.

Lot of star trek.

Drive my other half nuts when she says "OK, I'll try" and I go "NO! Try not. DO. Or do not. There is no try." in a gruff Fozzy Bear voice.

H.