h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"The Muppet Christmas Carol"

Marley and Marley!

Yay! Statler and Waldorf!

Rizzo Rat! "Hot,Hot,Hot!"

The singing animals and vegetables in the opening Scrooge song!


The aliens in "Life of Brian".
I keep hoping to see them again somewhere!

Too bad Gilliam didn't get a chance at HHGTG.

I'm gone..Always look on the bright side of life!!!!!!!

Is nobody going to admit to quoting HHGTTG? You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

"Hey Monkeyman!" For some reason that line's always tickled me!

My favourite has always been "Go stick your head in a pig."

Well, that and Arthur telling Zaphod "Oh, go and bang your heads together, four-eyes!"

or "Hey the Monkey spoke!"

I also quite like when Arthur says "Do you know your robot's playing Pink Floyd?"

I always use "almost but not quite unlike..."

just as I use the Goon's "he had the audacity and audicity to..."

"... Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line. Hahahahahahah hahaha haha hah...(thud)"
Laugh my head off every time i watch that scene. my brother and i can quote the entire movie start to finish between us.

Also, the Hunt for Red October (Some things in here don't react too well to bullets)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail(Blue, no yelooooooooooooooooo)
Snatch (many non-mod friendly)
Rurouni Kenshin (many in japanese)
Grosse Pointe Blank (You can never go home again, Oatman, but I guess you can shop there)
Murder by Death(Why on earth would anybody want a dead naked body? ~Whispers~ Oh thats tacky.)
HHGTTG - Bang-Bang and Shooty, any of their lines
Several others that I cannot remember right now.

For now,
TUUUYSCS,
Deuce

They are releasing a boxed set of the Python movies on 7/4/3 (mine's on order )

This wants one too! So who's "they!"?

Grosse Point Blank is oh so quotable!

"Hi, I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

"Marcella, no never mind that, find out where my mom is. I want my mom."

"You don't know whether your cat is a boy or a girl?"
"I respect its privacy"

http://www.playserver4.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=113358

'Im a professional killer'
'Well, its a growth industry.'

thank you!

It's lego, it's python, it's strange girl laughing outrageously at PC in the Uni PC lab.



Is there a smiley that encapsulates that last sentence?

GPB: Where are all the good men dead? In the heart or in the head?

Holy Grail: I'm not quite dead yet... I feel happy... I think I'll go for a walk now.

Princess Bride: True love. There's nothing better. Except maybe a nice mlt.

"You moron!
You want to go back to where I found you?
Unemployed...
IN GREENLAND!"

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think."

"The Three Amigos"
The 'plethora' gag.

John Wayne and Kirk Douglas, "The War Wagon"
"...Mine hit the ground first..."
"Mine was taller."

"My mule don't like you laughing. He gets the crazy idea that you're laughing at him."

For a long time I had Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Raiders of the Lost Ark practically memorized, though I've gotten slightly rusty now. I still remember the scene with Belloq in the Cafe with Indie: "You and I are very much alike. It would take only a notch to make you like me. To push you out of the light." I worked in a video store for a while, and I put Star Wars in the overhead TV so much some workers got sick of it - but they were always outvoted by us Star Wars junkies.

I remember quotes from Fawlty Towers all the time too. "All I want is a Waldorf salad." I say that at dinner time a lot.

Oh, and love the Holy Grail Lego sequence too!

JEllen

I'd just forgot my quote.

"One thought he was invincible, the other thought he could fly."
"And?"
"They were both wrong."