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101 ways to avoid having sex
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Mar 10, 2003
(a) Be the headquarters of the Prudential National Building Society and Guildford Womens Pensions Scheme Trust Fund.
(b) Work there.
101 ways to avoid having sex
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 10, 2003
Superglue your head to a lamppost
101 ways to avoid having sex
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 11, 2003
born - "Become a man. Then- if you dont ask you dont get!"
nope, doesn't work
Put it off in two hour increments
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Chronicargonaut Posted Mar 11, 2003
Tell Him/Her you are a Star Trek fan.
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Lost & Found Rhino Posted Mar 11, 2003
Mentioning her sister’s name whilst whispering sweet nothings in her ear is not a good move.
Physical retribution followed.
No sex for nearly a month,
Passing water is still sometimes painful,
And the local florist retired on his increased profit
101 ways to avoid having sex
Lost & Found Rhino Posted Mar 11, 2003
If you are a male follower of the , then breaking your wrist.
PS I'd insert the Bradford Bulls
101 ways to avoid having sex
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Mar 11, 2003
yell out your name during sex like "oh god damn it that is bloody briliant i cant believe im so good"
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Beatrice Posted Mar 11, 2003
erm...if you're doing that DURING sex, then you haven't really avoided it much, have you?
101 ways to avoid having sex
Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Mar 11, 2003
"PS I'd insert the Bradford Bulls" 
Okay, I'll stop taking things out of context now.
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 12, 2003
Well I didn't actually mean what I said in reference to your thread at all, it's just that it seemd the more nonchalant your attitude to sex is, the more attractive you seem.
Everyone knows the more you are getting, the more you will get! If that makes any sense... 
101 ways to avoid having sex
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 12, 2003
Well I didn't actually mean what I said in reference to your thread at all, it's just that it seems the more nonchalant your attitude to sex is, the more attractive you seem.
Everyone knows the more you are getting, the more you can get! If that makes any sense...
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 13, 2003
sing country music
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 29, 2003
Tell your partner it does not exist.
kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 29, 2003
Try the Klingon mating technique.
Tell Richard Whitely jokes.
kat
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 29, 2003
Ask your man what he thinks of hardcore S&M and then beat him with a golfclub.
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101 ways to avoid having sex
- 61: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Mar 10, 2003)
- 62: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 10, 2003)
- 63: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Mar 11, 2003)
- 64: Wand'rin star (Mar 11, 2003)
- 65: Chronicargonaut (Mar 11, 2003)
- 66: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Mar 11, 2003)
- 67: Lost & Found Rhino (Mar 11, 2003)
- 68: Lost & Found Rhino (Mar 11, 2003)
- 69: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Mar 11, 2003)
- 70: Beatrice (Mar 11, 2003)
- 71: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Mar 11, 2003)
- 72: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 12, 2003)
- 73: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 12, 2003)
- 74: charmander (Mar 12, 2003)
- 75: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Mar 13, 2003)
- 76: Oot Rito (Apr 29, 2003)
- 77: Reality Manipulator (Apr 29, 2003)
- 78: Reality Manipulator (Apr 29, 2003)
- 79: dasilva (Apr 29, 2003)
- 80: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 29, 2003)
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