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101 ways to avoid having sex
Mu Beta Posted Mar 10, 2003
simulpost!
Obviously, getting drunk is not a (long-term) ambition of mine.
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egon Posted Mar 10, 2003
Yep, sex with an australian is on my list, below the already crossed out sex with a Frenchwoman, sex with a canadian and sex with a Nigerian.
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egon Posted Mar 10, 2003
getting drunk= strictly short term ambition, personally.
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 10, 2003
Well, precisely.
I seem to have figured fairly limitedly in the international-sex department. 13 English girls, 1 Scottish, 1 Welsh is my tally.
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Mar 10, 2003
Well, there's not much else to do in Aus. You play football, cricket, swim or shag. And I'm not much of a sportsperson 
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 10, 2003
Way-hey!
Why do women never say things like that to my face?
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egon Posted Mar 10, 2003
itr would be a hell of a chat-up line, wouldn't it?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 10, 2003
That must be it. My wife spent a few years in Aussie while growing up.
It also made her and her sisters a year behild in school when they came back
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 10, 2003
Why would anyone want to avoid having sex?
Oh, anyone currently living a nun/monk-like life is welcome at my Celibacy thread #2
F41297?thread=78658&post=3105528#p3105528
where you can have a good old moan along with the rest of us....
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Mar 10, 2003
I'd join, but my enforced celibacy is (hopefully) going to end in just over a month, so it'd be kind a hypocritical
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 10, 2003
That's ok, people come and go
We usually 
or 
them when they start to lurk {i.e. get some}
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Mar 10, 2003
"avoid, why for god's sake!"
i wouldnt, i just made this thread for a laugh, and i live in australia, cant wait till i get older.
when you are going for the long romantic kiss, headbutt her
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Beatrice Posted Mar 10, 2003
There's the old chestnut "I've got a headache".
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Mar 10, 2003
How about that other chestnut "it's that time of the month" no one ever questioned how a period could last six weeks
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 10, 2003
I can'r disagree with TH Kitty Cat- every Aussie I've been to bed with has been fantastically open & adventurous- all both of them.
Um...ways to avoid...making it too obvious you haven't had it in a while is a sure fire way to NOT get a lay.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 10, 2003
Become Catholic... 
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sdotyam Posted Mar 10, 2003
Become a man. Then- if you dont ask you dont get!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 10, 2003
Bebel Matman: So you think me hosting a Celibacy thread on my Personal Space is a bad idea, then?
Key: Complain about this post
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- 41: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
- 42: egon (Mar 10, 2003)
- 43: egon (Mar 10, 2003)
- 44: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
- 45: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
- 46: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Mar 10, 2003)
- 47: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
- 48: egon (Mar 10, 2003)
- 49: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
- 50: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Mar 10, 2003)
- 51: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Mar 10, 2003)
- 52: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Mar 10, 2003)
- 53: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Mar 10, 2003)
- 54: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Mar 10, 2003)
- 55: Beatrice (Mar 10, 2003)
- 56: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Mar 10, 2003)
- 57: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 10, 2003)
- 58: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 10, 2003)
- 59: sdotyam (Mar 10, 2003)
- 60: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Mar 10, 2003)
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