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101 ways to avoid having sex
PQ Posted Mar 9, 2003
*note to self - add mentioning sex and wheelchairs to thread killing posts thread
*
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Mar 9, 2003
Fall in 
with someone on the other side of the world 
(though admittedly, that'll only work 'till he gets here in April 
)
101 ways to avoid having sex
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Mar 9, 2003
Say the words "Did I ever tell you about my ex.........." kills the mood in 10 seconds flat
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Darth Zaphod Posted Mar 9, 2003
"staple your knees together" 
Inform her pre-sex that if you really are going to go through with this, could she please sign this form on this line and this and this and this and initial this and this and this and this...just a precaution...
DZ
101 ways to avoid having sex
egon Posted Mar 9, 2003
"avoid having sex"
Er, I've been looking at that subject line since it was first posted, and still find myself thinking "avoid, why for god's sake!"
101 ways to avoid having sex
Researcher 177704 Posted Mar 9, 2003
Poke them in the eye with your toe.
Happened to me last night 
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Pinniped Posted Mar 9, 2003
drinkaborra'naharfo'vod...
* thud *
...ka... 
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 9, 2003
"avoid, why for god's sake!"
because you're tired, it's almost midnight and you have to get up for work in the morning.
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Mar 9, 2003
"because you're tired, it's almost midnight and you have to get up for work in the morning."
Bah, that's no excuse 
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 9, 2003
That reaction is why I'm very tired this monday lunchtime 
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 10, 2003
Well, she is Australian after all.
Fourteen bonks a week, and they're still not happy.
B
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Mar 10, 2003
Only fourteen? Psh. That's only twice a day. Twice a day on work days, and three times a day on weekends is a bit more realistic 
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 10, 2003
Now, you see, if I'd said that about any other nationality, they'd find it offensive. Australians, well...
B
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egon Posted Mar 10, 2003
yes, it's true, australians are the best in the world at all sports- including sex.
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egon Posted Mar 10, 2003
...although never having had sex with an australian, I'm going by hearsay obviously...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 10, 2003
get very drunk.
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 10, 2003
It's true, that is one of my few remaining sexual ambitions...
Snooker? I don't think you could call Quentin Hann a great, although he is a thoroughly nice bloke by all accounts.
B
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 10, 2003
... be me...
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- 21: PQ (Mar 9, 2003)
- 22: Teasswill (Mar 9, 2003)
- 23: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Mar 9, 2003)
- 24: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Mar 9, 2003)
- 25: Darth Zaphod (Mar 9, 2003)
- 26: CMaster (Mar 9, 2003)
- 27: egon (Mar 9, 2003)
- 28: Researcher 177704 (Mar 9, 2003)
- 29: Pinniped (Mar 9, 2003)
- 30: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Mar 9, 2003)
- 31: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Mar 9, 2003)
- 32: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Mar 9, 2003)
- 33: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
- 34: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Mar 10, 2003)
- 35: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
- 36: egon (Mar 10, 2003)
- 37: egon (Mar 10, 2003)
- 38: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 10, 2003)
- 39: Mu Beta (Mar 10, 2003)
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