h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Strange how it took 5800 post to get round to bodily functions.

Associated petty hate, beating about the bush.

PP

Is that some sort of euphemism?

"Strange how it took 5800 post to get round to bodily functions."

I think I may have moaned in the past about people who think that farting or belching loudly in public is the height of comic genius.

In fact, I'm sure I have. And if I haven't I should've.

In my experience, cats always bury their leavings. Are you sure it's not coming from a dog?

Petty hate?

Reality TV shows.

First Big Brother, now Britains Got Talent

The sooner they finish, the happier I am!!



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People who don’t know how to use the TVs remote control and change channel.

mrsgandalfstwin hides them so I cant change channel!!



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So get up and do it manually.

She would probably kill me if I tried that trick!!!!


(I should probably have to persuade her to go and watch it in the bedroom on our second TV!!)



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People who have a second TV in their bedroom and don’t use it, oh to be sat in bed with a , some nice nibbles and a remote control and knowing you can watch what you like and not be disturbed , true bliss.
But then you would get told off for leaving crumbs in the bed

Xactly, winternights!!!!




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Unless we have a local dog capapble of climbing a 6 foot fence......

PP

"Unless we have a local dog capapble of climbing a 6 foot fence......"

I believe police dogs are trained to do that. Do you have any dog handlers living nearby?

Now you mention it.......

PP

Oh , please don’t get me back onto what dogs or should I say there handlers( for want of a better word )as they don’t do handle with regards to what dogs do

Its quite easy. You take your dog for a walk.......
Put a couple of plastic bags in your pocket....
Problem solved!!!!



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Better still get one of those plastic dogs that you pull around on wheels, you don’t have to feed it so nothing comes out the other end

winternights.
Why didn't I think of that!!!



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I think that I've mentioned the wierd habit of walking the dog in the country. Waiting until it "performs". Collect the "performance" in a plastic bag. Leave it by the side of the path or even hanging in a bush or on a gate post.



Keeps the performance lovely and fresh and litters the countryside with plastic bags full of dog sh*t.

Why?

PP