h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*bows deeply*

*tries to maintain stern gaze* *fails*

Aw..but you're so cute *tickles your chin*

*tries to avoid chin tickling Nyssa*

Hmmm, Dont do it B. Thats my advice. Im 19 and 16's as low as Id go...

The witchcraft laws have been replaced by more modern ones, AFAICT. Do a web-search.

yup, the witchcraft laws have been updated, but I can't find anything that says the age of consent laws have been improved.

Come on, dish the dirt, what's the latest? Have you s*****d her yet?

Yeah, what's the skinny? Give us the dirt! Spill the beans!

Hey just been reading this conversation, i'd did a 17yr old when i was 23 suprisingly she was from scunthorp as well, was my mates little sister, never spoke to him since but was worth it.

id say definetly go for it 16/17 yeah quite young (but legal) and you will proberbly find that girls at that age who are willing to sh*g seem to put in a little bit of extra effort & better than most 20+.

go for it man, so long as shes a family friend & not family!!

I don't know, I go away for a couple of weeks and Master B is at it *again* !

BTW can you point me to the relevant juicy bits in the blog. I'm a bit short on time to plough through it myself right now

The first page is your best bet, GD.

And to satiate the curiosity of the rest of you, no I haven't done it, and I don't think I'm going to. I've got enough pairs of white wings to float the Heavenly Host, and frankly I'm beginning to feel a bit guilty about it.

B

Good man.

Now you can concentrate your efforts on seducing the Old Boot.

Trout.

B

Sorry B.

I was living a vicarious double-life through your mother-daughter Lolita/Mrs. Robinson tryst, and got somewhat carried away.

Back to the old ebony and ivory, my lad!

Mr Coconutt - you sound such a charmer. I can imagine the girl you 'did' didn't last that long. Girls like men who puts in effort as well (and who can spell)

"id say definetly go for it 16/17 yeah quite young (but legal) and you will proberbly find that girls at that age who are willing to sh*g seem to put in a little bit of extra effort & better than most 20+." :- Mr Coconutt

Ah the folly of youth ...I'd say that at 16 she knows nothing and that quality comes from experience (i.e 20+, or more like 30+)

Mr C hasn't a clue by the sounds of him

All the questions asked so far have been good, but I feel that there is one you should definitely ask yourself...

How big and even-tempered is her dad?

She doesn't live with her Dad.

B

Older brothers? Ex-boyfriends who teach Jeet Kune Do? Venomous pets? Best friends whose fathers work for tabloid newspapers? No? Then what are you WAITING for man?

Or are you a man? Or a ?

H.
Pass the cheese.

You aint no Hoovy..I was looking at meet pictures, and you brought a woman with you whom you referred to as your b*tch. Brave, no matter how you look at it (unless of course you paid her...you paid her didn't you.)