h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The rules:
1: The three objects have to be close no less than 6inch apart.
2: You must be able to see them.
3: The least they have in comon the better
That all there is to it.

A bottle of black paint, one ripped blue packet of fag papers and one small lump of jade.

A thermometer of sorts, a wine bottle and a container of pills.

(Fascinating....)

A biro, a cup of coffee, and a computer.

*has attack of caution and moves cup of coffe*

S*d it, where's my biro gone NOW?

Noggin

Spider plant, CD player, half burnt candle in candlestick.

(Have to be careful doing the watering)

A music cassette, a box of paracetamol and my watch
OR
A ruler, another watch and my personal CD player
OR
A mug (empty - must rectify that), a piece of string and the volume control for my PC
OR
A pencil sharpener, a key-ring (without keys) and 'The Computer Wizard' ornament
OR
A 'Pocket Dragon' tin, a PC speaker and a tub of wallpaper border adhesive.

I really must tidy my computer desk!

My PC, my watch and my disengagement ring.

Ben

A plastic box that used to contain youghurt, a CD with Russian hymns and large, old, broken calculator.

An obsolete pressure cooker, a folded-up Egyptian applique wallhanging, a book about statistics...

An unopened printer cartridge, a packet of earwipes for the cat, a necklace...

A large empty gilt picture frame, a bottle of white spirit, an old briefcase...

A pack of cards, a pocket German dictionary, a 6 inch wooden grasshopper in a clear plastic box...

A stanley knife, a mouse mat, a Victorian china carving plate...

A bronze double candleholder, a small china elephant, a box of christmas crackers that the cat sat on and squashed...

'The Tough Guide to Fantasyland', a box of empty spice jars, an odd sock ...

A flowerpot, a pile of old opera programmes, an oven glove...

My computer is in my box room, which I really should tidy up! This has been a very useful suggestion, I was looking for that oven glove

Azara

something furry. (a-ha, velcro.)

something shiny (oooh money.)

something wet. (ouch - hot tea.)

Fantastic reasponce, thanks.
I have a amendment. Rule mistake not at least 6 inch apart. No more than 6inch apart, d'oh.(quick get the tape measure out.)

A dead mobil phone,a pasta sauce jar now with teatree oil in an empty bottle of potcheen, now acting as a candle holder.

One t.v guide (3 weeks out of date), one red sock and Frank Sinatra cd.

on my left
baby monitor (on and I can hear him snoring softly), huge church candle (lit) and my graduation photo

on my right
100 piece Aladin jigsaw (out of kids reach since it was thrown around the floor earlier), half a box of tissues, and my oxford dictionary

125+ CDs in one stack, small glass of marple syrup, some shreddered 100 Deutsch Mark bills

Note-paper, computer Microphone stand and a case containing three old PC games.

OR

The Concise Encyclopedia Of World History, Bandages and a sheet of paper with a c-fax (sp?) adress on it (Channel 4. 142, whatever that is.)

A wooden flute in the key of F, a small pair of scissors from a first aid kit and an unused Irish stamp depicting a robin (44 euro cents) [I'm from and in England]

Half a red pencil, a cup with a dribble of congealing milk in it, and a Charles + Diana teatowel. Should really clean up in here.

~~A~~

On my left:
Stack of photo CDs

Book on Insects

On my right:
Comb
Moisturiser
badge depicting Red Kite

In front:

Monitor

stapler

a picture frame

a pencil case

1 a telephone (landline)
2 an old Freeserve CD now used as a drinks mat
3 a receipt for a car battery, a rough service inspection lamp bulb and a box of latex gloves.

Shall I ask?

Yes, I shall!

Why the Latex Gloves Capt. K?

A scrunched up paper napkin
A hotel wireless lan access card
A fork with beetroot salad stains on it

You're all going to be really disappointed...

I have a couple of old cars I like to tinker with - I wear the gloves for that. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!