h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you seen the latest news - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2175870.stm

That is fantastic!

It said page not found.
Whats the news?!

...just found it!
Well, you know what they say.
"Hen's love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!"

Well, that treehouse of horror epsiode with the spaceship is surely the b-ark Douglas Adams came up with. I liked the ToH episode with the dolphins fighting back on humanity, great stuff.

Yeah-but DNA didn't have Pauly Shore did he?!
And Homer and Bart ejecting themselves into space cos they can't stand it anymore?!

Yeah, bit isn't it nice that they have been inspired by DNA?

Yeah, those Simpsons guys!
I'd love to go out on the p*** with the writers, I bet it'd be funny as f***!
(even though, they're all probably geeks!)

Oh yes, just remembered another good one.

Bill Gates: "Well I've no idea how CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet competes against me, so I think it's just best if I buy you out"

Homer: "I reluctantly accept"

Bill Gates: "They always do. Buy him out boys!"

*Bill Gate's ruffians trash the place*

(phone rings)
Homer: CompuHyperGlobalMegaNet, Junior Vice-President Homer Simpson Speaking. How may I direct your call....(grudgingly passes phone to Marge), it's Patty.

Comic Book Guy: 'The Internet King. Maybe he can give me faster access to pornography.'

That episode is full ogf great one liners.

Is it a ToH where Springfield gets nuked-there's that wonderful shot of CBG walking down the road talking to his comic:'Do not be ridiculous Aquaman you cannot marry her because you are not the same speicies' (Cut to sudden zoom in as he sees the rocket) 'Oh Crud, I've wasted my life.'

Comic Book Guy: 'The Internet King. Maybe he can give me faster access to pornography.'

That episode is full ogf great one liners.

Is it a ToH where Springfield gets nuked-there's that wonderful shot of CBG walking down the road talking to his comic:'Do not be ridiculous Aquaman you cannot marry her because you are not the same speicies' (Cut to sudden zoom in as he sees the rocket) 'Oh Crud, I've wasted my life.'

Indeed it is (The Homega Man!)

"But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills!"

Also notable for Homer dancing to "War (what is it good for?)" naked in church.

I believe that episode contains Homer flicking thru a Gary Larson calandar.

"OOOOO! A Gary Larson Calandar! (flip) I don't get it. (flip) I don't get it. (flip) I don't get it (flip)..............I don't get it.

Which brings to mind Bart's sabotaging of the church service with In a Gada da Vida;
'Wait a minute, that sounds like Rock and/or roll'
You obviously have a better memory for the exact quotes than me, 1mantw.

Well, I'm a confirmed Simpsons Supergeek with about 24 hours worth on Video and DVD.
"...and may the congregation please rise to sing our hymn In The Garden Of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly."
"Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?!"
(Cue Marge's throaty chuckle!)

From Who Shot Mr Burns (Part II)

Journalist to Smithers (as he's being released):"Dean Shutton, Springfield Shopper, who are you? Where are you going?"

Kent Brockman: Do your research Shutton!

Hi I'm Troy McClure!

You might remember me from other h2g2 threads such as 'Help, my mother is a fish!' and 'When Small but Vocal Minority members attack!'

"My good looks paid for that pool and my talent filled it with water. Hi,I'm Troy McClure."

Phil Hartman
RIP

Skinner: I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself one day, after I've repaid Mother. She insists I pay her back for the food I ate retroactively as a child.

Chalmers: Yes, unfortunate. Well, I make Superintendent money which amply covers both food and car.

(and form the same episode)

Chalmers: I used to think a car was something for going from point A to point B and on weekends point C-but that all changed the day I first laid eyes on the 1979 Honda Accord.

Incidentally, I DO realise that I am the only person still contributing to this thread, but I'm p***ing myself too much to care!