h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I meant interphalangeal joints

Phrased that insensitively. I meant, while face to face with lady with your hand doing its stuff at her back. It's quite an awkward position (for bra removal ... not for other stuff )

Mol

I can think of various 'positions' or circumstances, where you might not be able to ee the clasp/doobry or ahve a hand otherwise disposed at the time so meaning you ahve to do it with one hand

OK but maybe you have particularly nimble fingers ... or have had lots of practice ...

Mol

Clearly, it is important to concentrate on the matter in hand. What is it that they say about men? Only able to think about one thing at a time? I usually like to employ both hands to the task of releasing the charities from the yards of red tape (or black silky bra...depends on what you're into, I guess ).

Er, where was I? Oh yes, then you can get on with the important job of supporting them.

RF

Mind you, I must say that the 'front-loading automatics' are fun though. They are specifically designed to give sexy cleavage whilst being very low cut. I love the way the just jump into your hands when you unclasp these - but still doesn't beat total bra-freedom .

I've had the heck confussed out of me before by the 'front opening' variety, made me feel very silly at the time; I'd never heard of the 'front opening' variety experiance with nible fingers is the key, and a very good sense of touch, then supporting the charities can get going as soon as possible, and the quicker they are supported, teh more support can be give....

Tee hee. People who're subscribed to this thread and haven't read anything since September 2004 are going to wake up and find 100 new posts!

RF

Who revived the thread then? a clear act of charity I'll bet

I think it was Xanatic.

RF

Ahhj that explains a few things then, though I an't know remember where the heck the charities reference came to get its 'foot' in the door

Well, it's nice when the owner of the said offensive garment says s'thing like, 'I know you're going to have a bit of trouble with this, so let me help you.

Reminds me of when I was a young teenager, I went out to the cimema with a new g/f. When the lights were down, being a man, I put my hand oon her mid-riff, waiting to see if she would object before I explored northwards. And she said, "No BigAl, please don't... Oh, all right then" and pushed my hand southwards! Quite enjoyable of course, but she was encumbered with jeans, tights and god knows what so I didn't have much freedom down there.

D'you know, this conversation has finally got DH interested in H2 ... funny, that.

Mol

DH? it seems to have been my bussiest conversation all evenign

*is tempted to allow certain 'photographic evidence'to be posted in defence of bras*

(But you'd never convince me. I've known several largish ladies who are habitually bra-free, and there's nothing that can replace the sight of a naked undercleavage just hiding demurely inside the slightly gaping buttoned blouse).

Hmmm, bras can be very sexy. Laces and all that. And of course the push up bra. Whereas women in no bra and tight shirts just means you'll never get any work done. Ahh, I miss that particular colleague.

One of the wonderful things about having joined a Mediaevel Reenactment society is the cleavagy women in corsets. And they can also be useful. After the last battle, we were treated to a show of how you can hold your pint if your hands are occupied, or light a cigarette. And afterwards she was handing out lollipops. Which we weren't allowed to take with our hands

But the pain, the dangling, the poor fitting of clothes designed for the firm and resolute charities (mixed methafors, ).

Pro-braMilla

And a corset is not a bra in the extreme?
Hmmmpf!

Milla

We should start a pro bra campaign Milla...any ideas on a catchy acronym?