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Trin Tragula Posted Apr 26, 2005
Rhino porn? We fascinate rhino porn? As I assume you're a - *ahem* - connoisseur of this branch of the liberal pictorial arts, why would rhino pornographers be interested in us?
Hey Vix - it's got a cat! 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 26, 2005
I have a pussy also. 
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Trin Tragula Posted Apr 26, 2005
Perhaps you could trade it in for a rhino
*yak yak yak* (Sid James chuckle)
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Apr 26, 2005
You all are a bunch of banjo-pickin', cousin-marrying, no-good redneck refugees from a snake farm.
And your mothers dress you funny. 
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Apr 27, 2005
Snake farm? You mean your house?
cheers
ford
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 27, 2005
No... the only snake farms you people have are attached to uranus.
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Apr 27, 2005
You should know, your one of them!
cheers
ford
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Apr 27, 2005
Well anyway im back.Back from the planet of the apes back to fix you mere mortals.
Zoomer I'll lend you 2%of my brain power youll be equal to einstein then instead of been equal to forest gump .
Ford as for you i would stick to making cars and leave the chat to people who know what things mean.
As for wash cloth thing you need a face cloth yer face is filthy
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Apr 27, 2005
Making cars? Ok Ill start with yours... now wheres those break cables...
cheers
ford
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Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Apr 27, 2005
If you cooked an egg it would be the worst cooked egg in the world because you smell of otter poo and eat marshmellows covered in duckweed.......and your favourite day is thursday I bet because only those whose brain cell is lonely like thursdays!!!
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Apr 28, 2005
What was that horrible quacking noise? Ah, it was Nebulaman, abuser of exclamation marks.
Boxing Baboon, I'm surprised you can type at all, considering your lack of opposable thumbs. And that 2% of brain matter you just gave away was the *thinking* part. Just don't drool on the keyboard... you know your last three keyboards disintegrated because of drool overload.
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Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Apr 28, 2005
At least I don't need to type with a unicorn stick yet!
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Apr 28, 2005
Nah you type with your horns you satan
Lentil soup i think your local prison is missing an inmate .
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Trin Tragula Posted Apr 28, 2005
Er ... knickerbiscuits to the lot of you. Yes.
What's a unicorn stick? 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 28, 2005
Hopefully your backside, if he's fast enough. 
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Trin Tragula Posted Apr 28, 2005
Oh, somebody fetch a drumkit, the Excoriating Dishcloth hit a punchline.
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Apr 29, 2005
*badoom CHINK!*
how can you HIT a PUNCHline?
cheers
ford
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Trin Tragula Posted Apr 29, 2005
By delivering it with aplomb, blankbrain.
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- 3921: Trin Tragula (Apr 26, 2005)
- 3922: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Apr 26, 2005)
- 3923: Trin Tragula (Apr 26, 2005)
- 3924: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Apr 26, 2005)
- 3925: Trin Tragula (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3926: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3927: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3928: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3929: Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3930: Researcher 556780 (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3931: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3932: Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! (Apr 27, 2005)
- 3933: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Apr 28, 2005)
- 3934: Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! (Apr 28, 2005)
- 3935: Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) (Apr 28, 2005)
- 3936: Trin Tragula (Apr 28, 2005)
- 3937: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Apr 28, 2005)
- 3938: Trin Tragula (Apr 28, 2005)
- 3939: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Apr 29, 2005)
- 3940: Trin Tragula (Apr 29, 2005)
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