h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would you mind not passing wind at my dusty rags? They're getting caught up in my fishnets ...

You realize those fishnets are see through? though theres not much to see
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ford

And what kind of fishnets aren't see-through, exactly?

Think. Come on - you can do it. Think. Just once. I know you can - just close your eyes (those are eyes, aren't th ... no, I'd rather not know), just close your ... whatever and concentrate, concentrate really hard, try to make your brain work, go on, just once, try, try.

Nothing?

Ah well.

Thinking, in the case of many present here, requires electro shock therapy due to the lack of any appropriate apparatus to create thoughts of their, having long been replaced by demented rotten kippers.

Don't mind me. Just following a link. Carry on!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONLICE!!!

May all your jelly babies die horrible deaths (especially that cute little pink one with the bonnet).

Which begs the question, do all you other people come here to be insulted or do you realise how incredibly ugly and stupid you are and naturally gravitate here?

Hiya zoomer still acting like a prat i see .As for the rest of you .You may bow now the baboon is back for a short while .

Takes a prat to recognise a prat.

Moonlice is well lice..and that's that...obviously some got into Nebs keyboard and brain and is taking over. don't know which is worse.

I bet all your mornings look like this!:
http://www.emotioneric.com/emotionfill/itsnottoothpaste.html
nerds!
cheers
ford

Mrs. Slartibartfast, I have no words to describe the depths of your pitiful life. Oh, no, wait... here we go... nope, nope, can't do it. No, wait... here it comes... Pull my finger... ahh... The reek of that fart is sheer heaven compared to the manky brown funk that emanates from your flesh.

Nebulaman, is that a jellybaby stuck to your face? Oh, no I see... it's just a horrible, pustulamous zit. Carry on.

Trin, the fishnet hose are all that keeps your leprous skin from flaking off your bones.

Baboon, I wasn't bowing, I was bending over to vomit. Your visage reminds me of a rhinocerous' bottom. A dead rhinocerous' bottom. A very dead rhinocerous' bottom that's been submerged in a septic tank for three weeks. And pecked on by vultures.

Maniacal Vixen, you've got to do something about the hair. The snaky tresses are all well and good, but the thing underneath supporting them has to go. It keeps turning people into stone.

Ford, if you've been using Preparation H for toothpaste, this explains why your face looks like an a**.

Zoomer, you come here to be abused. Admit it. You like the pain. You're the type of person who farts in bed and pulls the covers over his head.

Pity I can't turn you to stone Lentilla, it would certainly help our eyes and minds to recover from the onslaught of your stupidity.

Vixen why are you protecing zoomer? You in love with him? If so get medical help and qucik

Lentil your bending cause you like to???????

As for the rest dunno why i came back to argue with morons.

Protecting Zoomer you mean? Not that I'm aware of, altho we all need some level of protection from your toxicity and lack of spelling Boxing Baboon. I'm not quite sure which is your arse or your face...I do hope I'm talking to the right body part - I suppose it doesn't make much difference.

Did someone rattle AW's cage, it appears to be having a fit.

I wonder if everyone present notices the rabid poo slinging monkeys growing out of their shoulders. Oh wait, thats your heads...

A monkey is quite diferent to a baboon frog bunny .And may endeavour to ask what a bunnyfrog actually is?.Apart from a waste od space.

Vixen as for you comeback when you have summat of intrest to share with us .

Baboon, please dont fling your poo around like that, some of us actually want to stay CLEAN!
cheers
ford

"It"?

Vixen, you are a clueless drooling spastic with your amputated frontal lobes covered in buzzard droppings. The rest of you are phlegm-eating, maggot-infested psychiatric out-patients with a fascination for rhino porn. The hairballs from my cat could write better insults than you brainless half-passed fart sniffers.

AW- I wish I could say it's good to see you, you regurgitated puddle of two half digested oyster and asparagus pizzas with six pints of Newcastle Brown, extra on the stomach acid!

Ford P! Is that orangatang mounting you or are you flowing from it's backside?

Baboon, as always I'm glad to see you've found a group where you look normal.

bunnyfrog, ever so glad to see you've denied your godhood, who are you now, Napolean?

Lentilla, haven't you got something better to do like shagging rams?

maniacal vixen...well what can I say but the little bus is here to take you back to the farm.