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ford as got less brains than a person without a brain .And moomin youve got less than ford

is that it, no one even had a post moderated yet.

F**k!

Your all pansies, the lot of you...

PANSIES!!!

I would yikes your post, but I fear I might catch something. Nor do I think the moderators deserve to have your existence drawn to their attention.

I shall refrain from using anymore...after all we have some young un's in here...Ford and Lentilla are still in nappies and Boxing Baboon needs a dummy.

>>Ford and Lentilla are still in nappies<<

Well, true, but that's nothing to do with their age. Volcanic incontinence in Ford's case, strange personal quirk in Lentilla's

>>Boxing Baboon needs a dummy<<

Preferably held down with duct tape.

uh oh, do you think we should talk about them behind their backs, won't they cry or something?

They are rather sensitive about their short comings.

Oh and lets not forget Frogbunny ...whatever her name is....she really should get those legs seen to.

Frogbunny - isn't she part of the nappy brigade too?

As for talking about them behind their backs, will they notice? I mean, their language skills are not exactly sharp.

This is true, what was I thinking...even if you sharpened their wit by combining their brain power you still wouldn't have enuff to cut butter.

I got moderated for saying twat and blow job in other threads.

At least there is some wit there unlike yourself.

F*** F***IN F***ERS!!
My age? My generation invented the F word!
Our wit combined wouldnt cut butter, but atleast it isnt butter like yours!
I got moderated for saying whats true... DAMNYOU BEASLEY!
cheers
ford

Funny Funnin Funners?

no
flip fannin Frooders!
cheers
ford

Look at that! One pint and Ford is already smiling like an innane idiot.

All your existances are a waste of time and money and if you think you know something its wrong! All your carcasses should be scraped off the earth with a giant spaatcula!
Or you can save us al the time and energy and join the darwin award winners!
cheers
ford

See! Ford is a one pint pansy!

your all s

The only bird you will ever pull.