h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry about that ... posted, posting didn't appear so reposted and it now appears twice ...

No, they just don't like it when I wander into the garden with bots of clothing missing. Last time I did it I got reported to the Social services for being naked. (It was 2am!!!)

A naked meet? Good idea, so no-one can see I don't have a h2g2 T-shirt

I'm resigning, I want nothing to do with a rabble of naked Researchers hanging about in London.

A little confession. That tan I have now is actually full body. *ahem*

Oh, you are joining as Mina?

Thanks Ross!

I walk naked round my flat here in Brussels and when Im back in London too if I could I would happily walk naked everywhere - but I am a beautiful pasty white north european colour - my b/f finds it sexy - if it works for him it works for me and anyway tanning is seriously bad for the skin.

I just feel naked walking around in swimwear. So I figured I might as well be and went to a nude beach. But I don't think I would walk naked through the streets if I had the chance.

I guess I made people speechless with that last remark.

Anyway, this thread was partly inspired by a news story about a guy who walked around in a store wearing a dark coat and a womans bathing suit. Somebody called the police, but the guy was away before they got there. But they said they would have arrested him if he was still there. What do you think of that then?

arrested him for what, exactly? Bad fashion sense? There goes all our Researchers, and most of the staff.

Yeah, what exactly would the charges be. I mean the guy probably had some weird fetish with it, and might be described as a pervert in that sense. But that certainly doesn't mean he's out to rape anyone or so.

No,no I'm not doing it.I'd be trailing everything behind me as all my assets have drooped considerably.It would just scare the pants off everyone.
Mind as a form of blackmail it has some advantages."Pay me or I WILL take my clothes off" might result in a handy wad of cash.

Incog.

on a semi related note.....when i worked for M&S we were told that one of the things we had to look out for most was males dressed as women wanting to use the ladies fitting rooms to try ladies clothes on. Now, the problem was exasserbated by the fact that the mens store was a cross the street and up a floor so we couldnt tell them they could try on anything they liked in the mens changing room which would have been the obvious solution. The only thing to do was to buy the clothes, go aross the street, try them on and come back for a different size if they didnt fit, obviously silly.

Made for some interesting conversations anyway.....

I'm not sure I like the tone of post 52.

I don't find the tone offensive. And I don't see why the police had to be involved, unless the man did something unlawfull like trying to leave the shop without paying for them.
Or didn't they sell coats?

Is there a law anywhere about running around naked in threads?

*strips off and starts dancing about, and tries to gage peoples reaction*

** looks for Unlawful, harassing, defamatory, abusive, threatening, harmful, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, racially offensive, or otherwise objectionable material in the dance **

Being female might be classified as "sexually oriented".

I think it may pass, if you just don't spit.

and PLEASE don't frighten the horses

There is in England a very active and quite good humoured Campaign for the Right to be Naked in Public. They hold nude demonstrations quite often, which they publicise and then a bunch of people turn up gets seriously nude and then just carry on their ordinary business, the police turn up too and try to work out where to hold the suspects and where to apply the handcuffs. I'm fairly sure that their website is on the Schnews links page.