h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Silence, all of you! Lest you suffer the wrath of the GODMAN!

Ah but I'm an athiest!!You have no hold over me unless I believe in you and I'm just talking to myself as you don't exist.

Incog.

Old Uncle Zarniwoop shalt bring down his wrath!!

I would- I'd just go around shooting everone in their back, or while they were asleep! (you have to be a Blake's 7 fan I guess)

Well, I'd be a city of over 1 million, no doubt incorporating quite a few garrisons of the Croatian army and some air force fighters and bombers. So I'm in with a good chance

Any more trouble and I'm going to give you all indigestion!

Eep! Indigestion's not good when you're trying to sleep for a few millennia...

Elves are immortal, and as Tolkien says: '...the Elves remain (in the world) until the end of days...'

Only if they aren't slain or grow weary of the world... spirits with Mandos don't count I'd beat everyone, especially that Cheesecake pretender

Must...resist...making...lowbrow...'beating'...comment *snickers*

I think everyone would just 'agree' to let Mina win or suffer the consequences. (gladly in some cases...)

// Hops away to safety until everyone is done fighting and they've all killed each other.

I'll just place my flag there and declare my victory.

Bow down to the Frog!

watch out for the....VROO*splat*OOOM....motorway..

As a Demon I'll take you on in the depths of hell. But you'd all have to be dead to get to me down there in the first place.

So maybe I'd win.

All fantasmorigal creatures DON'T exist therefore they can't win anything.Anything supernatural also doesn't exist either so bad luck.All SF characters are just made up and don't exist -sorry but there it is.

Orcus would probably win on the grounds of sheer size and it being that Orcus's are supremely intelligent.Unless there is another researcher who is even bigger and meaner?

Incog.

Anyone attempting to cross the moat will get boiling oil poured on them, that is if I have any left after using it on my tomato and basil salad!

Gosh If I don't exist there goes 1% of the guide. Sorry folks we have yet to break the 4000 entries.

What nonsense, of course we exist! Even if we don't really, the question asks who would win if we *did* turn into them, therefore necessarily we would have a corporeal existence provided by the very terms specified in the question!

easy answer.

me



















or possibly mina

I'm crap in a fight, but I'd drink you all under the table!