h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sigh*
Greedy lil aren't ya?

*whack*

That's the last one for you.... wouldn't want anyone to think I was playing favorites.

*giggles and scampers off, grinning like a fool*

Yes'm!

have u all forgotten the most powerful force on h2g2, spook. The man who is an alien?, a ghost?, a sperhero?, a normal human?, a cyborg warrior?, someone who has more power over the force then yoda?, a dinosaur?, etc etc etc...

u cannot defeat someone who can fight u 1 on 1 AND stab u in the back. I am also deep into the black arts and could bring any hell demon to earth (including demon drawer). My powers rain supreme, and there isn't a force on earth or h2g2 that can stop me!!!!!!!!!

by the way, would anybody like a cup of ? i've been told i make the best cup of tea this side of the known universe. tell me if u want a cup wile it's still hot.

spook

have u all forgotten the most powerful force on h2g2, spook. The man who is an alien?, a ghost?, a sperhero?, a normal human?, a cyborg warrior?, someone who has more power over the force then yoda?, a dinosaur?, etc etc etc...

u cannot defeat someone who can fight u 1 on 1 AND stab u in the back. I am also deep into the black arts and could bring any hell demon to earth (including demon drawer). My powers rain supreme, and there isn't a force on earth or h2g2 that can stop me!!!!!!!!!

by the way, would anybody like a cup of ? i've been told i make the best cup of tea this side of the known universe. tell me if u want a cup wile it's still hot.

spook

Is the still hot? No? Oh well, I like mine lukewarm anyway

*pulls up a chair*

So tell me spook, spooked anyone famous recently?

Bring Demon Drawer down to earth?

Im sorry, I just dont think thats possible...

Oh I'm just a humble jackanapes. And my alter ego, Jack Naples, is an unassuming space detective by day.

goodness, all that spanking and still no linda..........

the last person i spooked who was famous was called harry potter. i spooked him so bad that the truth about him became nothing more then a story.

more ?

spook

The thing about Harry Potter is that he is young and has not gained experiance in the ways of a warrior. (I like to see his psychic powers take on my mist, hahahaha). Any Ice tea served here!!!

Hah! I'm a mother myself so I'm not scared.Anyway I'll just set my 19 year old daughter on yer and she'll talk you to death.

Incog.

What will she be discussing, I've been known to talk to people asleep, none to death though!!!

With any luck it will be her usual brand of unconcious drivel usually to do with modern music.If you are unlucky it will be the woe is me or the I hate everything thread.Nothing to do then but make like a dog or cat and get yer ears down.

Incog.

If you mean by Modern music, terrible lyrics about sex that means she could commit more death talking than Marvin!!!

fortunately i have a device which means that i can enjoy listening to such talk.

only normal british will be served in this thread. If u want ice tea or green tea or any other type of tea then visit my personal space where all types of are provided.

spook

Is it PG Tips by any chance?

perhaps?
Or <?>

I have everything. Just visit my personal space and what u request u will receive. The kettle's always on at spook's place.

spook

ps. i even have tesco value ones

I'm a very versatile character, is Caper Plip. I'd just spoonerise everything and make it so confusing! Bit of a veteran in battles, me. Being Battle of the Gods Champion does have some virtues in itself...

*gives you all an extremely dark look*

*remembers about her curse...*