h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As a mere Bob, I suppose I would be out in the first round.

Ide win coz your all scerd of puddings

Hmmm... Yeees...

I have a hunch that my character might prove rather difficult to capture and/or wound

six7's

If past experience is anything to go by, I'd lose at the last minute as a consequence of an evil plan gone wrong, thereby humiliating myself.

But a closet gargoyle is an unknown quantity of course, so perhaps I might do rather well for a change.

I'd not get involved in a fight - I'd hide up this tree and watch!

I'm not scared of puddings!!I eat'em for breakfast-in fact I eat anything remotely desserty.

Incog.

mmmmm chocolate pudding, or syrup pudding,.....yummy........

I wouldn't be able to do much, but I'd provide some very pretty background lighting for the fight.

~~A~~

FLight of death yellow,
Demolition Ships: despair.
Wont even need Verse.

vp -

Vogonpoet does have a pretty good case.

ah but he dosent have the added extra of having the same name as a famious oxer...Ime not a famius boxer but I have his name

*enters forum, sits quietly in the centre of the room and LOOKs around*

*passes Granny a cosmicpolitan*
Humph. Uppity kids these days. Spankings shall commence.

*earperks*

A spanking?

Are you going to be my first spankee?
*readies royal scepter and pats her knee*

Come bare that cheesecake, my dear. It'll hurt me more than it hurts you.

Ooh! A spanking!

*cheers and bounds over, baring her cheesecake, ready for the spanking*

...I enjoy this sort of thing WAY too much

*Theory meanders into thread*

Well, seeing how I am too lazy to read the backlog, I shall respond to the origional question.

I would very likely co-win with the winner. Why? I am only a theory. You cannot kill theories.

peace.

Me too.
*whack*
(jiggle)

*whack*
(jiggggggle)

*whack*
(red stripes showing)

*WHACK*
now we have a tic-tac-toe board.

Are you feeling repentant yet?

Hmmm...Repentant? No. I don't think so..

Please Ma'am, May I have another?