h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I never sausage wisdom before.

Its true; picture, the three dimensions of physical space, and, then the forth dimension; time; time is the sausage casement/skin, and we; the physical universe, are but the mince meat, spice, onion, herb, etc., within the giant sausage skin of time - just don't get me started on the or analagys; they're mind-blowing man

If minds don't have lungs, how are they capable of blowing?

Up.

is it time yet?

Time is irrelevant, lunchtime doubly so.

time is FABULOUS!

Lunch and coffee breaks are the closest thing to bliss that we mortals can hope for (well, some of us mortals anyway). Valentine's Day has a bonus: candy, if we're allowed to eat it.

Plus the super-heightened reality sensory overload state of pure bliss

I counted my socks today. I have 42 pairs this must surely be a sign... Well, asides a sign I own way too many pairs of socks, and probably oughta throw the older ones out - I've named all my socks they're like family to me

42 pairs of socks are too few if you have 86 feet.

how true... how ture... I, luckily do not suffer from being that luxurious in the numbering of my leg attachment devices

I continue to lose socks . Especially the tan ones, which are too hard to see when they are on my floor. If I could buy a lot of pairs of the same colored tan socks, at least they would all match if one or more went missing.

all my socks used to be identicle, but now I've got pink trainer socks/no show ankle socks, and, thicker black ankle socks , and very faded /black thin ankle socks I've definately got too many pairs...

socks can be so problematic... its probably a sign

Well, socks may be elusive little varmints, but at least they don't have teeth.

or, hopefully, dust or, even worse, deust bunnies lettuce sock

Yeah, I don't insist my socks be monogamous. I buy multiples of the same types of socks, white and black ankle length and a few pair of grey crew length.


My socks are polyamorous.



BG

I wish they would breed other socks just like them, so I'd have something that matches with the unicorn ones.

I think my socks breed, late at night... they seem to be multiplying

I think my socks are in a no-breeding zone.

I didn't realise that was possible... - do I need to move my socks?

You need to find out where the no-breeding zones are in your area. If you have any mice, chances are they're breeding, so you can assume that socks will do likewise.