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Post 6641

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

we're all waiting smiley - zen which reminds... me... where's bunnyfrog? smiley - ermsmiley - bunnysmiley - frogsmiley - zen


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Post 6642

ITIWBS

...hops and swims, eats anything the size of a bug if it moves or not and larger things if they hold still, starts singing at nightfall and falls silent if anything moves in its vicinity...


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Post 6643

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Gets especially excited by flying carrots.smiley - biggrin


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Post 6644

ITIWBS

...catches flying carrots with a flick of its prehensile tongue...


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Post 6645

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

we all hop, and some of us hope smiley - zen everyone else, I guess, just is... probably smiley - zen I hope to yet hop and thereby have hoped in hope smiley - zensmiley - erm


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Post 6646

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Skipping and jumping may also be on the agenda. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6647

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I know a man who skips, we think his whife may piroette smiley - discosmiley - divasmiley - huh oops, slightly, err majorly obscure reference to a local skip firm smiley - laughsmiley - ermsmiley - silly

any sign of nighthoover, BTW? smiley - erm


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Post 6648

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

I make an effort to never have any sort of vacuum in my vicinity.


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Post 6649

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

nature adores a vacuum. - so we don't have too smiley - zensmiley - discosmiley - diva personally, I adore sausages more, TBH smiley - droolsmiley - hotdogsmiley - burgersmiley - ponysmiley - pandasmiley - porkpie


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Post 6650

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

I never sausage a strange analogy smiley - tongueout


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Post 6651

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - laugh I've become obsessed by sausages, I blame my gym instructor, I think sausages is all he ever seems to eat smiley - laughsmiley - huh coincidently we had Italian chicken sausage and mushroom risotto tonight for dinner smiley - droolsmiley - magic


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Post 6652

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

I realize that I have led the topic into drifting, for which I am sorry. smiley - footinmouth.


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Post 6653

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

this thread, is entirely drifting... down lifes great river of inconnectiveness to the great hooverer of the night smiley - zen
and I didn't have any sausages today smiley - wahsmiley - hotdogsmiley - burger


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Post 6654

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Was the lack of sausages intentional? Could there have been sausages if they hadn't been hoovered away in the night? smiley - winkeye


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Post 6655

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Not ever day can be a sausage day.. sometimes it is a gherkin day, like today smiley - fishsmiley - droolsmiley - erm and, sometimes, the sausage that can be known is not the sausage that can be known smiley - zen


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Post 6656

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Ah, such are the complexities of a nighthooverless world. smiley - sadface

Knowing your sausages (but not in the Biblical way) is a sign that you understand the ancient sutras.

For there was a pig named sausages in Buddhist lore. Sausages was being fattened for a wedding (he or she was to be the main course), and a child in the family was jealous of the luxurious rice that the pig was eating -- better food than the boy was given. But a wise person said,

"Envy not 'Sausages.'
'Tis deadly food he eats.
Eat your chaff and be content;
Tis the sign of length of life."

smiley - zen


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Post 6657

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

smiley - musicalnote
I gave my love a sausage
That had no casing
smiley - musicalnote


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Post 6658

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyessmiley - wow much of the sausage is as unto the sausage as it is unto us, as we are of the universe, so too the universe is of us; and therefore the sausage also smiley - zen as my Grandmother used to say smiley - erm strange woman... smiley - weird


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Post 6659

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

In the other world or dimension that your grandmother has gone to, perhaps she is a sausage now.


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Post 6660

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

we are all sausages in the great sausage caseing of existence smiley - zen


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