h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, someone explain all the nighthoover obsession to me - why did one researcher start such a cult without meaning to?

Traveller in Time caclulating life
"As with many things in life just accept do not wonder why just admire the beauty.

Do you not see it is alife, he has brought us the message he is the one and only

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For nighthoover came amongst us, for a time so brief, to part unto us the words and the nighthooverity of being nighthooverly and nighthooverable, and through the words, to us imparted all that is 'nighthoover' and showed us the path to hooverenlightenment, and let us, the nighthooverites follow the path of the nighthoover and all that is nighthooverable to lead us to the hooverland, and to the second hoovercoming and through the presence of the prophet on H2G2 we count our blessings, and our socks, and it is good very good oh yea n
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So basically you're all completely barmy?

Fairy nuff

(i am good at this!)

We are good and bobly and nighthooverly as long as we devote ourselves to the one true son of the one true bob, the ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature created as a consequence of the skirting board causing furnature to sit proud of the wall, and which is inhabited by teh dust bunnies and the dark dank filth that only those that follow the path of the nighthoover can render dust free and nighthooverly, for all those who follow in all that they do the preachings and teachings of the prophet nighthoover and devote their lives and socks to the nighthooverly path and seek out the way of the hoover and are waiting with baited breath and fishing hooks for the second coming of nighthoover, in which hoovertime will at last be recognised as the only path for the devout to follow mhrrily so and fhrrily yea aet spry thus for hoover is the hoover, for ever and ever, pumpkin pie may come and go but the hoover remains and is hooverable in mhrrily a myriad way in that it is which it is for that it is we know that it is that it is which it is and that is that it is, for sure, mhrrily so and freble thus so nerdy ladle so framzet forlornly yet nighthooverability and nighthooveramendments of lamentations redner us oh yea, oh yea we call, from roof tops at the nighthooverly hour, oh yea, and in nighthoover we find nighthooverability and in nighthooverability we find nighthoover, oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea mhrrily and fhrrily thus we say oh yea, for it is that it is which it is that is it is that it is oh yea fhrrily so, lettuce spry n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r

Spraise be!:: nighthoover is coming!

Yea! We can only but spry that nigher does indeed return to us! Praise be mhrrily and fhrrily so, oh yea lettuce spry

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nighthoover is alive!!!

No sign at glastobury.

You sure? how was it though, except the absence of diety?

'twas top. You'd love it. The caberet tent is my favourite. Comedy and weirdness for 14 hours a day. Top stuff.

I'm in talks with interbrew at the mo for a nighthoover stage in the Lost Vagueness field for next year. I'll keep you posted. Dyson have expressed an interest as sponsors.

!!!!!! I heard somethign on radio today!!!!! Was a old song, by, by::::

Jimmy the Hoover!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Traveller in Time throwing filled with water over him
"_HIS_ son ? "

Who knows? nighthoover might return soon, or will nighthoover return? when will nighthoover return?