h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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You keep saying nighthoover is dead, but I cannot see how this can be true. We do not even know what nighthoover looks like, how can you be sure this is whom you've killed?

Voice from the collected holy threads
"Once you got in you can never leave . . .

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And he will remain here forever and ever
(As long as the DNA servers will serve us)

We just do not believe he is dead you got the wrong one!
you would have to kill all of us the DNA servers and all backups to come anywhere close.

Nighthoover lives! "

Never under estimate the power of an electric perambulator!

nighthoover is eternal

Nighthoover V's Electric Perambulator? Mmmmm, let me think.......I think Nighthoover would win everytime except the fact that I had a packet of walnuts with me so there!!!!

the hand that holds the hoover holds the hoover and in holding the hoover the hand that holds the hoover holds the hoover again and in holding the hoover again the hand that holds the hoover still holds the hoover again and again and round and around, and about and here and there and all of the hoover is all of teh hoover and all of the hand is all of the hand and the hand that is all holds the hoover that is all and nighthoover is the hand and nighthoover is the eternal round and around and again and again and what goes around comes around and that which in coming round goes around again goes around again and it in going around again causes itself to go around again, so it goes round again and the hand holding the hoove ris always the hand holding the hoover again and again around and around and eternal repetition and earnest hemmingway indeed oh yea, and a thousand yea's and a yea more with the yea's oh yea, oh yea, for sure it is as it is which it is that it is for that which is it it is and it is as it is for eternity of round and around and yea and yea and yea for the hoover is the power and the glory forever and v ever ahhh bob n
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Except when matched with an electric perambulator carrying a bag of walnuts.

Well, yes, but only if the walnuts are still in their shells, of course...

Damn, walnut halves!!! Nighthoover wins.

Anyone for an almond finger?

Traveller in Time in the almond tree
"What is an almond finger?

HooToo is Five Years Old!!
Anyone for a free balloon, just name the colour!"

Its lik4e a kind of cake, type, thing, with almonds in it, sort of like a oblong shapped thing kind of with like cake ness and you know kind of thing? or maybe it is something I just invented It just cost me ten quid in teh taxi, to go collect the railcard that they failed to diliver after I paid five quid for recorded dilivery, after having to have the card reissued at a cost of five quid, after they lost it in the mail the first time it was sent to me , I was so fed up after having been in the hot taxi for some time, I couldn't be bothered to make it along to try and buy some wine nighthoover moves in mystorious ways

You whinging here as well 2legs? I'm cooking my fry up for brekkie at the mo!

Fry up! I didn't have any breckfast, hardly ever do, never up early enough Mind, guess you need to eat real food whilst you've the chance I had a slice of cheese and toast with some garlic sausage type meat on it for lunch; Beef stew and dumplings tonight as I got some meat out to defrost a while ago

You will turn into a big lump of cheese if you carry on with this cheese fixation!

I don't eat that* much cheese... honest

Why no smiley?

They've not introduced any new smileys in a while I don't know fif the had been suggested, but I think they are still closed to new suggestions as there are so many outstanding suggestions, including the <?> smiley, the smiley> and countless others

boooooooo! (nothing shows up for the panda?)