h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There he is!

Since we're talking smiley campaigns I just thought I'd mention this one. It seems doomed but we're still hopefull. Maybe will provide a smiley when he returns.

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And Now...a Poem with Regards to Bananas.

Bananas are 'licious,
Bananas are yummy.
They make a good feeling
inside of my tummy.
Banans are just uncomparably good;
They just cannot lose against any other food.
They have an incomprehensible taste
That I will say never should go to waste.
And since I so love these warm yellow fruits,
They are one thing that I for always will root.
So if you see a banana today,
Please tell it all I had to say.

oh hoover of the night
oh power and mnight
oh hoover of the night
nighthoover thats right
oh hoover of the night
through dark and dust
oh hoover of the night
by the day all appears bright
oh hoover of the night
removing dust from all around
oh hoover of the night bacon, yes please, half a pound t o m a t o t o t o m o t o e g g a n d b a c o n s a n d w i c h n i g h t h o o v e r

Oh dreaded Dust Bunny,
Oh fretful Loess leapord,
Spreading detritus in your wake.
Filth and foul,
Becomes your cowl,
Oh, what a mess you make.

All surfaces turn grey,
When you pass this way,
And oh, it is disgusting.
But soon your confidence,
Will meet its recumpense,
When nighthoover does the dusting!

Oh yea and yea and yeam, a thousand yea's on this day
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Oh yeah?

Oh Yea yea yea yea yea yea! Any idea whats happening to 'nightof teh hoover'? is it getting towards appearing in The Post? Any news on the pic to go with tit? Should we continue it on further? Thought I noticed a couple of things with it as it is so far, where the 'factory' was called the 'dyson factory', whereas it should probably be the 'hoover factory' to start with, comieng the 'dyson factory' later, after nighthoovers remocval from teh factory by dyson, so that he can come back to the factory I think I need a lay down On yonder hill stood still lain fallen tree, over yonder fallen tree sat shallow still lake, and apon the lake of shallow and still the light of the moon was cast. The sahdow of the tree, fallen stump did cast, across the lake, from low red sun.

No idea about the story or the pic... maybe they've forgotten about us? Well, "Cast your bread upon the waters, and one day it might be eaten by a duck. Or not".

I should probably read the story again to see what's wrong with it... I'm pretty sure the factory was called the Dyson factory first and it only changed later. I guess there _might_ be a couple of things in the story that don't make sense.

Oh, just one or two surely.

yes still cant work out if C5 is secret club,specialy life 24 in fact is mirrored as 42 17 and seven make 24 and we allknow that twenty four is really secret code for forty two,night hover plan allways cunning disguiseing, hoovers movement around the country,where are they all now,advertised as lasting for ever,why no automotive smileys every other smileys ,maybe but the c5,the hoover disguised as a car, yes they where cheese shaped,............

The only glaring bit that didn't make sens ein the storey, was the factory being called 'dyson' to start with, when the Detective reads the sign, saying 'dyson factory', which should read 'hoover factory' as later on it gets changed* to 'dyson factory' ik I think

I thought the town changed, not the factory... the factory took over the town and changed it from Hooverville to Dysonville, I think...

Probably I don't know, I might have to read it again to find out, and I'm not sure that would help much Its more twisty turney than a really twisty turney thing with lots of twists and turns in it

Yeah, it is...

I think the first half was funnier than the second; though the second was just more bizzare and weird by miles

The first half was written by more people, I think that was good.

Yeh, probably also in shorter individual sections on each post; helped to generate more variety whilst maintaining some* kind of logic in it

I think in part 2, between the two of us we've completely screwed up that poor detective fella...