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Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2001

SEF

Is "Bob" the true/secret name of nighthoover or are you worshipping false idols? smiley - yikes


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2002

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

congratulations!

Nighthoover smiles upon thee


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2003

Tonto

I think Bob is just a nickname smiley - smiley

smiley - bubblysmiley - smiley


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2004

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.subgenius.org
http://www.subgenius.net


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2005

Tonto

smiley - erm


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2006

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Praise be smiley - zen Bob is the one true Bob smiley - zen nighthoover is the prophet smiley - zen all is hooverable and nighthooverly and nighthooverly smiley - zensmiley - zensmiley - peacedove n
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Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2007

Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat

*apologises profusely for not reading back log, but there is an awful lot...*

smiley - zen


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2008

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

If you refute your unnighthooverly and unnighthooverable ways and adopt the straight path, from the wicket gate to nighthooverability and nighthooverlyness, bereft of your unnighthooverly ways of the unenlightened past unnighthooverlyness that all have suffered through ignorance of the one true prophet nighthoover, then enlightenment in nighthooverlyness and nighthooverability will make thy nighthooverly and nighthooverable in all eyes, including those of the great prophet, the mighty one nighthoover. Once these unnighthooverly ways have been forgotten and ignored, blesid and wonderful be the straight path that you take, neither looking to the left nor the right in persuit of true nighthooverly intentions:
for desalation and despair awaits all those that stray from the path of nighthooverly and nighthooverable intentions;
turneth to dust the man that strays, foresaking the straight correct path of nighthooverability for the wanton persuit of pleasure in the unnighthooverly, be not coersed by those that cry, from the edge of the path, for though they say
'come hither, much worldly things of joy and pleasure await on this side of your path lone traveler',
they indeed talketh the words of the unnighhtooverly, for such have no nighthooverly intentions and will only corupt and draw you from the way that leads to true nighthooverability and the arms and hoover of the prophet.
Be not taunted nor tempted by the unnighthooverable man, nor the man, that, in untruths intamates that the nighthooverly path be anything but the straight, nighthooverable path that we must take to relenquish our hooversins and find nighthooverability at the end of the path:
For though the path seems trecherous, and unnighthooverly at parts, and though such can tempt the uncommitted to draw off the path in answer to the unighthooverly calls of the unnighthooverable, whence they call;
'come, loneley traveler, ease thy burden and come hither, for here is great jolity and pleasure, and your path seems dangerous, but fear not the path and instead take to our jolity and reverence',
for surely, as the hoover be our instrament, such persons reveal their unnighthooverability through not only their words but their actions.
Come child, follow the path, reveal the nighthooverlyness and nighthooverability that lays within each and every of 'hoovers children', and follow the way of the nighthoover, follow the hooverly and nighthooverly ways and find in thy struggles and tribulations true nighthooverability and everlasting nighthooverlyness in the suction of our prophet smiley - zen n
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Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2009

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

(You forgot to mention Nighthooverishness...)


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2010

SEF

I couldn't find "nighthoovering" either. Is there an approved prefix and suffix list?


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2011

Baron Grim

There is. But it was lost behind the sofa.


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2012

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

nighthooverishness as nighthooverability and nighthooverlyness comes from ones nighthooverable and nighthooverly actions when nighthooverment and nighthooverence of the nighthooverly and nighthooverable actions reaches true nighthooverenlightment smiley - erm Behind the sofa? smiley - erm Anyone 'nighthoovered' in here recently, it looks awfully dusty behind there smiley - yikessmiley - erm


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2013

Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit

Well smiley - erm I hoover nightly but nighthoovers not here.
every time I come here I bring a feather duster

and a canister of polish
which I wave around like I am actually doing something....
and nobody notices.
it is in need of a good clean
this shrine

this temple.
has anyone any idea how the rights to night hoovering here can be obtained?
every corner to be cleaned

no stone unpolished
in reverence the privileged
go cleaning the shrine to nighthoover
hoping in their souls
that the great and mighty nighthoover
has in his most nighthooverlyness considered their subjects unworthy
offerings
only hoping that
very very soon
everyone is saved as nighthoover
returns.


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2014

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*checks the time...
'hmm, twenty minutes past middnight, the time is neigh'
*brings out shiney wonderous hoover and begins nighthoovering smiley - zensmiley - zensmiley - zensmiley - zen


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2015

Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit

smiley - zen

Now is the time to pray for the return of Nighthoover

smiley - zen


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2016

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Help - I'm being stalked by a genetically engineered salad smiley - monster!














Lettuce Prey...













smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - run


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2017

Pinwheel Pearl, GURU, Post Book Reviewer, Muse of Japanese Maples and Owlatron's Thundercat

I, humble follower of the great Nighhoover, prophet of the One True Bob, hereby proclaim my past wickedness as unnighthooverly, and hoover my soul in the dark hours to rid it of its unholy fluff.


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2018

Found

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2019

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

If that unholy fluff's going spare, can I have it to stuff this "creature-of-the-night" bunny toy, please? smiley - monstersmiley - vampiresmiley - bunny


Nighthoover: A new follower enters

Post 2020

SEF

Didn't your Bun-Bun toy come from Sluggy already stuffed. smiley - ermsmiley - winkeye


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