h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, now you've really lost me. I feel a book explain nighthooverly customs needs to be published, or at the very least an extensive guide entry.

*whispers
'I think most of it is just made up as we go along'

HERETIC!!!!!!

Now, hush, Nighthoover would not appreciate such devilry. Freedom of expression is a powerful thing, and must be used wisely. Are we

If not, you could always visit the Japanese Maple and set up a special Nighthoover thread.

The nighthoover that can be written is not the true nighthoover. The name of the thing is not the true thing. The nighthoover that can be known is not the true hoover of the night. lettuce spray

Oops, sorry, I keep getting it wrong.

*sprys humbly*

yea mrrly we spry lettuce do so

*continues sprying*

*sprys also
'our nighthoover, who art where we know knot,
give us this day our daily nighthoover,
Diliver us from dust, for yours is the nighthooverly'
'show us the path'
'towards nighthooverlyness and nighthooverability,
lead us not
not into dayhoovertation burt diliver pizza mrrly, yea' *continues sprying

what he said.

Bu' I don' like da liver pizza.

Okay, you deliver the drinks then, and don't they do ice cream as well?

Da liver pizza caustic maan what, what if what if what if maybe what would how I mean if would not it be I wonder if nighthoover will show themselves at the London meet tomorrow!!!!!!!! I beetterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr be ready maan

Da liver pizza caustic maan what, what if what if what if maybe what would how I mean if would not it be I wonder if nighthoover will show themselves at the London meet tomorrow!!!!!!!! I beetterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr be ready maan

*crosses fingers that she gets it right*

Lettuce spry mrrrily that Nighthoover appears.

yea indeed

YEA!!! Finally!!!

*ahem*

*resumes sprying quietly*

*ressumes sprying marrly

oh yea(I'm getting into this)

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lettuce spry mrrly oh yea