h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yea, variably wee Zeke sucker in Nighthooverelations,
Nader two da Leftist Knorr de Rightists dew wee torn.
Oar owin' whey dew whee Zeke.
Upta hoze an intada bag.
Preyz Nighthoover.
Aimin'

Oh yea, One True Bob bless Nighthoover

Oh yea, I go to meet soon, lettuce spry that nighthoover reveals themself

Wish I could go to the meet. Still, will try and go next year.

*sprys that nighthoover will be revealed*

Of course he will be He will parachute down from the top of BT Tower and land right by the bandstand of Hyde Park

So Nighthoover's a he? I thought we didn't know gender?

Actually, T-man said "He"; the capital letter suggests the version used for a masculine deity. In that case the masculine refers to attributes revealed to us (Ooh, err, matron! ) rather than actual gender as we would understand it. For more information talk to your nearest Priest/Rabbi.

I just noticed that T-man also said "he". Ignore my last post.

Ah, so we may have a case of sexism in the followers.

who knows wonderful indeed nighthoover is

oh yea(my new stock answer for everything)

Maybe I'm just confused

Probably, it happens to the best of us!

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Oh yea, lettuce spry!

(I'll just take my lead from you 2legs)

Oh yea; taxi will be arriving in eight minutes will nighthoover be at the end of my journey, as nighthooverability and nighthooverlyness underpins all just journeys, so the most nighthooverly journey must surely end at 'nighthoover' lettuce spry Oh mighthy nighthoover, show yourself at the H2G2 London meet,
conferm to us the nighthooverly ways we adopt,
and show us the path to true nighthooverlyness n
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And stop me getting confused, by showing me the path to true nighthooverliness, and thus proving that the heretics of h2g2 who think we are mad were wrong not to put their faith in you.

And free chocolate for the new converts wouldn't be a bad idea!

Nighthoover wasn't at the meet

We must have faith, for although the non appearance of nighthoover at the meet does full us with much sadness, we can rest assured that nightoover will come when the time is right `

Tonto, how do you know