h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh my god! I don't know what to be more shocked about, the fact that it could be staff, or the fact that staff get PURPLE badges (me want one!)

But that would make sense, Nighthoover could have signed up, and then needed to get rid of the account because she got the job.

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'Researcher Data

Researcher 183456
Name: nighthoover
Last posted: Sep 26, 2001
Add to Friends'

'nighthoover has not added anyone to their friends list' its just like a bad movie, strangly spurious if we were to take all the papper clips in teh offices of the guide, and make 'em into chain, and dangle from teh window, would it reach the ground? and, would it explain the reasoning behind why nighthoover must be emailed by an italic? Oh, gooody, all the vowls have returned on my keyboard, yea! it be a miracle lttc clbrt th rtrn f th vwls h drnn t

And the Towers spake unto nighthoover.

And the words thus spake were as follows:

"'Ere - you'll never guess what's happened..."

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Oh yea, hail be the italics, hail be the nighthoover, hail be the vowls, hail be the thrice toed frog of south kensington, and oh yea, hail the hail, that doth fall so apon the just, the unjust, and the justly un, but neigh not hte hail that falleth apon the lords of lone who doft so daintly the alien flights of fantastic reverence passed forth to take onto the hail as such a yea, as such a yea as a thousand yea's, calling out and blowing forth, to suck by their yea power, and hail, hail the yea, and yea to hail the hail that hails the cab tha tbrings to us the hail, oh yea, for so it is, and it is so, if i do say so that i say and so i say that I say so for that is that that I say and so it is said as it is yea, and neigh a tuosand time yea for the hail that falls on teh just, and unjust and the just 'un', neigh it falleth apon the heads and little toes, for the toes are there, oh yea, and forth it falleth, and lo, it falleth down, and see that gravy is such for so it is said oh yea and nere lettuce forget the little toe, oh yea, nor the hail that falleth apon the trees as it falls apon teh clouds, as it falls apon the just and unjust and the just 'un' oh yea, a tousand yea's, bundles in a neat little package of golden glory, and yea, the packaged thousand yea's are wonderous and do have a small label, on the side, whereapon it is written, in whatever language that they write it in up there, that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes, as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named 'nannock', then the only way to get it fixed up is to go trudging across the tundra, mile after mile, oh yea, I said trudging across the tundra, mile after mile, right down to the parash of St al-fonzo's, yes, that's right, at St Al-fonzo's pancake breckfast, where I stole the margarine <oh yea, for hail it be that falleth such, and the label does indeed read, once appropiate lightening conditions are reached in preagreed circumstances and within that law that doth denounce and predict such a thing, and that label is the label that says 'a thousand yea's', oh yea', I hear you say, Oh yea', I hear you say', for so it is so and so it shall be, oh yea, lettuce spry

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Yea, mrrly and frrly it be so as it is lettuce spry n i g h t h o o v e r

Oh my One True Bob, why did I join?

Lettuce spry that a tiny measure of sanity returns to nighthoovers followers, else Pearl is going to get a headache. Oh yea!

...and lettit be so

Indeed!

I forgot to add nighthoover to my friends list!

nighthoover was one of the first names I added Lettuce spry for our friend and everyones friend, and our prophet, and everyones prophet nighthoover!

Yea, merrily, Nighthoover is a fend and comfit. Unto the nocturnal sucker wee pays. Wheat know moor mine fends, pour la plume de ma tante est sur la bureau, nicht ein der vacuum. Heel, Rover.

yea, a thousand yeas, with crrys on trop!

Nighthoover on my friends list? What a wonderful idea!

Oh yea, everyone should have the prophet on their friends list Oh yea lettuce spry that our display of friendlyness to our lord brings about their swift return in the second coming of nighthoover

Oh yea, lettuce spry (feeling abit tired this morning)

Oh yea, lettuce spry that nighthoover did awake this morning, after an evening od drinking in pubs and a night of nighthoovering Oh yea (bit tired, that 'thick' head feeling that tells me I had a lot to drink last night' Oh yea Yo aeh n i g h t h o o v e r

lettuce spry that nighthoover invents a hangover cure for her/his/ followers.

nighthoover!

Come take our hangovers!

"I thought hangovers" = "A Nighthoover's thug"

And 2legs thinks of nothing more often than hangovers...

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