h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Of course *hands it over* Glad to be of use.

If toys are played with regularly, especially if play takes the form of hugging tightly, then stuffing can easily come out.

This new "unholy fluff" range just hugs you back till you pop...

There will be a prize for the best slogan to sell this wondeful fluff-stuff.

The prize is liable to be a and some , these being the best smilies I can think of.

"Buy one of our toys, or we'll send them all round."

Incidentally, I don't know if any of you saw "Atlantis High", but the bears a startling resemblance to Mister Fluffymuffin.

nighthoover is indeed wonderful as demonstratible by the fluff yea, lettuce stry merrly

I'll wait a few more posts before choosing.

What's this lettuce spry stuff about?

Try saying "lettuce spry" out loud and think about what happens during the services of another religion.

Oh yea

Oh yea

Oh yea

... unfortunately no-one has given him the message to deliver.

Hear 'ye, hear 'ye, hear 'ye,

... and the punch-line?

a message, a message, and the message is
'all praise nighthoover'

Ah, get it!

*praises nighthoover*

*raises hoover aloft and praises the nighthoover

*cradels an hens egg, and puts it inside his hat mrrly be srrly yr nighthooverly nighthoover ors yea, oh yea, mrrly so

*helps balance hoover*

symbolic representation of nighthooverly phenomena in seccular beliefs and practises of late 18 C rural 'gentry'