h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

three words hoover, night and cleaner

Oh glorious night,
Let rid of the filth through the darkest hours,
clean away the sins of the unheathen,
cast asunder the grime of the waking hours for all their sins manafest thus.

For the hour of the night,
is the night of the hoover,
and the hour of the hoover is the night that cleans.

oh glorious night,
oh glorious hoover,
send unto us nighthooverability a plenty

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Still no sign?

supprise supprise

There have been many signs. All point to the greatness of nighthoover and the imminance of the return.

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D'oh, I'm too late again Imposter!

HE SHOULD BE SMITTEN!

Nighthoover, leader of nightly suction, lead us to enlightenment. Cast these doubters and pretenders into the dusty depths.

By the light....
(By the light, by the light)
...of the silvery moon.
(the moon, the moon)
I long to spoon...
(long to spoon, long to spoon)
...with my honey in June.
(in June, in June)

i fele wat little sanity i had slowely slipping, slipping away Imposters!

Fear knot, oh faithful servent of the blessed one. Our day of nighthooverishness will come. Those who would mock or refuse enlightenment will be cast into old hoover bags and put with the trash, verily.

These imposters are a trial of our faith and comittment to the one true son of Bob, the all-mighty glorious nighthoover ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature! Rejoice in our faith !!! Lettuce spry

By the gleam of the moonlight on the chrome detail of the mighty hoover, I pledge my devotion to the one who hoovers in the night.

All Hail!

Halihoover! If only all would give up their unnighthooverly ways, and adopt the path of the hoove rof the night The world would be such a better place

Amen to that, brother

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And let there be peace for ye who would cast off your sins and see the light of the nightly hoover! AND LET IT BE SAID, there is no salvation from dust without hoover!

And say AMEN

AND SAY AMEN

HHHHHHHAAAAAALLLAAAAAAHoover prase be to the good man who hovvers when he sees fit!

wighthoover?

Is this a sign that Nighthoover is in the Isle of Wight?

I thought I saw a sign the other day, but on closer inspection it turned out to be "Heavy plant crossing"

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