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Nighthoover: Brown Hair Green eyes and 33dd
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 23, 2003
OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nighthoover: Brown Hair Green eyes and 33dd
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 23, 2003
As the hippy said when his flat burned down, "Oh man! Me pad! Me home!" 
Nighthoover: Brown Hair Green eyes and 33dd
Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit Posted Apr 24, 2003
Was the hippy a frog?
Nighthoover: Brown Hair Green eyes and 33dd
SEF Posted Apr 24, 2003
"Oh homme"... Hey, you might have something there! It definitely sounds like all that chanting which was going on earlier.
Nighthoover: Brown Hair Green eyes and 33dd
Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit Posted Apr 24, 2003
Well I bow to your insight, I was thinking of the pad 
. Although the conjunction of the two points makes me think we may be onto something.
Hath
x
Nighthoover: Brown Hair Green eyes and 33dd
Baron Grim Posted Apr 24, 2003
Ooooohmmmmmmmm
Ooooohmmmmmmmmonderange.
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 24, 2003
My head hurts.
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SEF Posted Apr 24, 2003
Well you do have to breathe between "Om"s, 2legs. 
If it's the noise or vibrations then you need ear-plugs or an analgesic. 
Are you allowed to have people meditate for you by proxy in this cult? 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 24, 2003
Who are you calling a... oh, "cult"... 
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 24, 2003
Good thing we got that sorted out!
I was about to kick his Arse in the name of Nighthoover
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
Baron Grim Posted Apr 24, 2003
Oh, goody. More wanton violence. No religion can be taken seriously without some serious smiting.
(if there's a food fight in a chinese restaurant, would that be wonton violence?)
(And since I'm pleading for smiting, would that be me wantin' violence.)
Ok... I'll stop now... Probably just too late to avoid being smited (smitten? smote?.. it's smote isn't it?) myself.
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 24, 2003
YOU DARE USE PUNS IN THIS MOST HOLY OF THREADS!!?!
PREPARE FOR A SMITEING!
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 25, 2003
'smite unto 'ye that dare attempt to cast dispersion on teh one true ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature, created as a result of the skirting bored forcing furnature to sit proud of the wall, and the spaces in which much dust and filth of all filthyness and dustliness dost collect, and the space that only can be rendered nighthooverable and nighthooverly by the hand of the mighty prophet nighthover' Lettuce spry mrrly or hooverments for nighthooverable intentions
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 25, 2003
See? See fellow nighthooverites; we walk in the path of our prophet 
Let one day be the day in which all follow the one true path to nighthooverability nighthooverenlightenment and nighthooverly ways of the nighthooverability that our prophet demonstrated
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 25, 2003
See? See fellow nighthooverites; we walk in the path of our prophet Let one day be the day in which all follow the one true path to nighthooverability nighthooverenlightenment and nighthooverly ways of the nighthooverability that our prophet demonstrated
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit Posted Apr 25, 2003
*leans against wall - a wave of nausia overtakes me*
"Oh my I am seeing double"
*Gets up to leave the temple for fresh air and sustainance*
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 25, 2003
There is no Sustainance other than Nighthoover!
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
Baron Grim Posted Apr 25, 2003
nighthoover,
to hover nigh,
hove right on!
Oh, her voting,
Hon VI got her!
He right novo!
Oh give thorn.
give hot horn.
vet go "hi ron!"
voter no high
vet grin "oh oh".
Giveth honor,
the roving ho!
Nighthoover: the prophet of the people
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 25, 2003
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Nighthoover: Brown Hair Green eyes and 33dd
- 1941: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 23, 2003)
- 1942: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 23, 2003)
- 1943: Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1944: SEF (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1945: Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1946: Baron Grim (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1947: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1948: SEF (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1949: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1950: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1951: Baron Grim (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1952: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 24, 2003)
- 1953: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 25, 2003)
- 1954: *Deja Vu* (Apr 25, 2003)
- 1955: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 25, 2003)
- 1956: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 25, 2003)
- 1957: Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit (Apr 25, 2003)
- 1958: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 25, 2003)
- 1959: Baron Grim (Apr 25, 2003)
- 1960: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 25, 2003)
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