h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Latest Count

Liv Tyler - 36.5
Lady Scott - 36
George Formby - 35.5
Rolf Harris - 5
The Ukulele - 4
Nicole Kidman - 3
- 3
mAd_CaDeT_fIsH - 2
Nathan Lane - 2
Nighthoover - 2
Al Gore - 2
Lime Marmalade - 2
Bob the Farmer - 2
Inigo Montoya - 2
Charlemagne - 2
George Foreman - 1
Will Hay - 1
The Didgeridoo - 1
Kitkat Chunky - 1
Chunky--icecream - 1
Harry Lauder - 1
Kebab - 1
Johnny Depp - 1
Carrie-Ann Moss - 1
Carey Elwes - 1
Glass of Water - 1

I would like to cast my vote for Lady Scott, please.

Thank-you very much for your kind vote, Nimue'.



(I wonder how many politicians try to thank each and every constituent for their votes? )

Latest Count

Lady Scott - 37
Liv Tyler - 36.5
George Formby - 35.5
Rolf Harris - 5
The Ukulele - 4
Nicole Kidman - 3
- 3
mAd_CaDeT_fIsH - 2
Nathan Lane - 2
Nighthoover - 2
Al Gore - 2
Lime Marmalade - 2
Bob the Farmer - 2
Inigo Montoya - 2
Charlemagne - 2
George Foreman - 1
Will Hay - 1
The Didgeridoo - 1
Kitkat Chunky - 1
Chunky--icecream - 1
Harry Lauder - 1
Kebab - 1
Johnny Depp - 1
Carrie-Ann Moss - 1
Carey Elwes - 1
Glass of Water - 1

How would these politicians know which persons to thank and which would render them a black eye?

I hardly know what to say, everyone. Thank-you all so very much. This is just amazing.

I never thought I'd see the day when this could possibly happen!

Thank you to Red for campaigning far and wide for me.

Thank you to all those who cast votes for me.

Thank you to ER for not forgetting how to count.

Looks like you might have to start learning your lines, Lady Scott. But first you must learn how to munch celery and *burp* properly.

*munches salary*




Didn't get that quite right, did I?

A Lady does not *burp*, however properly, after munching celery.

Why is Lady Scott required to burp?

In order to play the part of Happy Dude in the upcoming blockbuster action adventure film "SMoB: The Movie".


You *did* know what you were voting for, didn't you?

Perhaps I'll need to have a stunt double do the burping for me.

sound of trumpet fanfare, roll of drums...........

Congratulations Lady Scott, you made it..........we made it.............they made it......Oh I'm getting silly. You'll have to down some champagne now. I know you don't normally drink, but just a little sip won't hurt....

It was ..............real

"we seem to get on better online" - Don't kid yourself.... we're getting on in this thread because you're doing good wo*k for Lady Scott

churlishness doesn't become you er. It betrays a deep insecurity - nay you just make yourself look silly.

My comment was neither rude or mean spirited, red, it was a simple statement of fact.

I vote: Lady Scott

I think for me to vote for a politician they'd have to get my name right...we got a flyer a week or so ago from John Kerry and it was addressed to someone who hasn't lived here for a good ten years...we get phone calls for them every so often also...as well as phone calls to another person who lives in the same area that has nearly the same name as me...I think their middle name may be different...and I know they don't have the same nick name...

Warmest congratulations to our beloved Lady Scott on the occasion of her taking the lead!

Quote, from ER to Red: "... you're doing good wo*k for Lady Scott."



Indeed you have, Red. Outstanding job as campaign manager. You should do this w*rk professionally.

I'm sure that there must be politicians out there who would pay big bucks for a campaign manager who had Red's effectiveness!

Really!

Look at what you've done - in mere *days* you took this campaign from a couple of votes to surpassing the leader - truly amazing!

"George Formby (who I have never heard of)"
shame on you - A622568


VOTE George, VOTE Liv
Know what & who ya voting for