h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not a forgery, hey? Well perhaps you'd care to explain something to me, AW.

I joined H2G2 *after* DNA died, Lady Scott joined H2G2 *after* me........ so how exactly would DNA know who Lady Scott is?

As DNA could not possibly have known who Lady Scott is, it's elementary, my dear Washcloth, that the note is a forgery.

I have been Lady Scott *far* longer than I've been on H2G2.

*Decades* longer.

Betcha didn't know *that*, did ya?

If you don't believe me, just ask my kids or Lord Scott.


It seems obvious that DNA foresaw the day when I would be involved in an election of such importance, and took steps to insure that his vote also would be counted.

But if you insist upon going against his final wishes...

Well, I'm still going to refuse to accept the vote as it was not posted *here* by a verifiable user number.

Plus, I think that if the FBI had *anything* to do with it, it's sure to be dodgy!

What could give you that idea?

besides it is like me - I have been Flamestrike a lot longer than I have been on here....

I have been Khamsin soince before I joined... in fact I have proof that I was him years ago... that I even forgot I was Khamsin... I have been a captain for years though... long than I have been Khamsin, its just everywhere I go on h2g2 everyone gives me the same rank

It was the "Australian" version of the FBI ... whatever you call it.

One of the witnesses of the document is Queen Elizabeth herself, and then there's some guy named Ringo Starr .



Lady Scott travelled in elite circles before joining h2g2, you know. You're incredibly stubborn, ER. When tremendous evidence is placed before your eyes, you refuse to see.

yeah ER..... sorry playing role of the masses.....

ASIO would be the Aussie version of the FBI...... Oh well, if the Queen witnessed it, there's no hope of it being authentic - that family couldn't lie straight in bed!

so it isn't a straight lie then and must have a hint of truth....

Maybe...... but the "hint of truth" could be completely wiped out by the inclusion of an alcoholic musician.

Naaaaaaa....... how can someone who narrates thomas the tank engine be a lier?

Vote George, Vote Liv, Vote Rolf Harris ...

What have you got against alcoholic musicians, ER? That's the pot calling the kettle black.

You've got me there.... anyone involved in Thomas couldn't possibly be a liar......

"Hello Fat Face!"

and yet still I won't count the alleged vote.

"What have you got against alcoholic musicians" - I know what they're like!

Why not.... vote Lady Scott.....

hmmm maybe I can get some friends in to??????

Is that worth the tenner WIRO?????

Well, you have a point (on the top of your pointy little head), but that does not negate the validity of Douglas Adams' vote!

Vote Lady Scott! Vote Lady Scott!

Coren: Soooo I don't get a vote?

I don't know what the vote is for but vote for me