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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 23, 2003
I am irritable.
You are a curmudgeon.
He is Victor Meldrew.
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Feb 23, 2003
we have all these famous people you are parochial they keep posting things that make no sense outside of GB http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F19585?thread=250802#p3029534
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Marie Antoinette Posted Oct 17, 2003
I am wonderfully sensual.
You are kinky.
They are perverted.
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Marie Antoinette Posted Oct 17, 2003
Not seen you for a while Brummie stereotype. 
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 17, 2003
I like to broaden the scope of old threads when they appear dormant by introducing new perspectives to see who might still be subscribed. 
You tend to wander off topic when you figger no one else is monitoring an abandoned conversation. 
They hijack every old thread they can find and turn it into a private chat and personal journal. 
~jwf~
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 17, 2003
I am perverted.
You are merely kinky.
They claim to be 'sensual' whatever that means.
~jwf~
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Marie Antoinette Posted Oct 17, 2003
I respect tradition.
You are a darling old curmudgeon.
They are luddites.
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 17, 2003
I have an eye for detail.
You insist on everything being exactly right.
He/She is a pedantic bore.
I have varied and continually evolving interests.
You have trouble focusing on anything.
He/She has the attention span of a butterfly.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 17, 2003
I like French girls.
You can have your cake and let them eat it too.
He is a cunning linguist with a hoary beard.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 17, 2003
Oops, simulpost there Ps-Cat. 
Take thou no offense for my remarks were aimed at Marie Antoinette.
And thanks for playing the game!
~jwf~
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Oct 17, 2003
None taken 
.
I'm gullible.
You are an easy touch.
He/She just purchased a timeshare apartment in Baghdad.
By the way has anyone else found out their entries are a self-portrait 
.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 17, 2003
I am a modestly private person with a stiff upper lip. I reveal little about myself, especially in public cyberspaces.
You wear your heart on your sleeve and your transparent postings are emnarassingly personal. Everyone can read you like a book.
They are egocentric braggarts and self-centered whiners with no shame and no taste who think everyone wants to know everything about their petty little problems and hangups.
~jwf~
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Oct 17, 2003
I occasionally experiment on my "live" site
You trashed the server
They introduced Single Sign-On
<./>B4414813</.>
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Spiff Posted Oct 18, 2003
I ought to be in bed.
you are *still* reading this sh*t?
They *must* have something better to be doing!
night
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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Oct 18, 2003
I am cynical
You are optimistic
They are not realistic!
I am frugal
You are extravagant
They have become richer for it!
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plaguesville Posted Oct 18, 2003
I am quite fond of my daughter.
You over indulge your children.
They are nepotists.
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You can call me TC Posted Oct 19, 2003
I bumped into Peter/Petra this lunchtime, dear
You only "bumped into" him/her the other day
He/She's having an affair
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- 121: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 23, 2003)
- 122: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Feb 23, 2003)
- 123: Marie Antoinette (Oct 17, 2003)
- 124: dasilva (Oct 17, 2003)
- 125: Marie Antoinette (Oct 17, 2003)
- 126: dasilva (Oct 17, 2003)
- 127: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Oct 17, 2003)
- 128: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Oct 17, 2003)
- 129: Marie Antoinette (Oct 17, 2003)
- 130: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Oct 17, 2003)
- 131: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Oct 17, 2003)
- 132: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Oct 17, 2003)
- 133: Marie Antoinette (Oct 17, 2003)
- 134: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Oct 17, 2003)
- 135: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Oct 17, 2003)
- 136: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Oct 17, 2003)
- 137: Spiff (Oct 18, 2003)
- 138: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Oct 18, 2003)
- 139: plaguesville (Oct 18, 2003)
- 140: You can call me TC (Oct 19, 2003)
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