h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm right.
You're opinionated.
He's a troll.

I'm independent.

You're strong-willed.

She's stubborn.

>>..odd time of day for you to be online <<

Indeed. After three and a half years the phone company has finally come up with a DSL service available in my rural area. Not quite a fully dedicated high speed cable but enough to plunge me back into a full time addiction.

After what seems only a few days I`ve already over-extended myself and subscribed to more threads than I can monitor or reply to in any reasonable fashion.

In one sense I feel stressfully busy and harried and I'm shooting off postings without sufficient thought or consideration. On the other hand, with no access time limits to force me to prioritize I'm rambling on and on in some threads and dredging up others that have long since been put to rest.

Please gods, let me find balance and harmony|


jwf

Yes - *please* let him.

(and a dictionary...)

I check hootoo once a day
You are over-subscribed
He has no RL

I take it that's a 24 hour long "once a day" session?

I'm planning

You're procrastinating

They are lazy!

I mash-up.

You paraphrase.

He plagiarises.

I spotted one in yesterday's Grauniad:

I make people think,

You propagandise,

He indoctrinates.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/may/11/creationism-schools-science-us

Ooh, nice!!!

I respectfully disagree.

You beg to differ.

He argues with everything.

My pearls of wisdom are often trampled under the cloven hooves of swine.

Your good advice sometimes falls on deaf ears.

Why does he bother, no one pays any attention to anything he says.

I'm emotional.

You're highly strung.

He's a nutcase.

This is from Julzes in the Dawkins thread: "My religion is a religion, yours is a sect, and someone else's is a cult." http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=4005961&show=20&skip=20760#pi20774 ~jwf~

It's a good oldie and I don't know who said it (or its equivalent) first. I just don't want to seem to be claiming it as my own.

Adapted from a recent Guardian article:
I am anti-zionist
You are anti-Israeli
He is anti-semitic

Inspired by


Please insert your favourite minority or other persecuted group:
(jews, artists, gays, blacks, muslims, musicians, actors, etc.)
in the blank provided.

Some of my best friends are ( ____________ ).

You know some pretty interesting people.

He hangs out with a lot of oddballs and weird characters.


~jwf~

I want what's best for my darling children
You're a bit overprotective, aren't you, they have to learn from life experience...
HE is Josef Fritzl

I respect myself.

You're quite dignified.

He's an aloof, self-centered egomaniac.