h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree with Mandragora, women should be soft and cuddly, not rippling with hard muscles. (Mind you, I like my men fairly soft and cuddly too)

Tall, dark and cadaverous for me please (Mmm, Christopher Lee in his early 40s - he can bite my neck any day )

Shouldn't that be any NIGHT?

And shouldn´t that be tall, _pale_ and cadaverous? I fit that description better

Oooh, Christopher Lee. What about Peter Cushing?
I don't go for pale, though. But it has to be naturally dark, not just a temporary suntan.

I'm naturally dark (well...permanently lightly grilled)

I agree women should be toned but not bulging

Mel

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beer goggles, cider visor and all that aye!

Mel

Interesting concept.
OK... who's beautiful? Ideal partners etc. or well-known types who are the epitome of loveliness. (Also could someone please explain the attraction in Sarah Michelle Geller? And bloody mono-face Gwyneth Paltry.)
That was not a typo either.

Ahh, SMG is nice. But of course nothing next to Faith, her co-slayer. Gwyneth Palthrow doesn´t look that nice though. But what about someone like Uma Thurman, what do people ever see in her?

Uma Thurman has the most ridiculously long neck. No it's not 'swan-like and graceful'.
SMG? Why? She always looks slightly dazed in a whimsical fashion, with her plain daffy face. And dull hair. (Who's the other one you mentioned?)
Gwyneth Paltry only has one facial expression. True! Watch her closely- her basic expression does not change. Hopefully she will be found out soon and vanish from our screens.

Hey, you can't all be spitting blood just because I slagged her off, are you?
Well, I'm not going to apologise. Try harder next time.

Cher.
Yeah Sonny Bono's old bimbo. Now there's a beauty! A rare mix of bloods and creeds, brought to a boil by the Bono charisma at the height of carnabiestreet/psychedelic silliness in the Beatlemaniacal mid-sixties. She has survived and re-invented herself through four decades. And she still turns my crank! Yes I "Believe" in life after love!
Or are ya gonna slag me off for not distinguishing between beauty and lust? Well forget it bub, there is no difference. Even the threes look like nines at closing time.
peace
~jwf~
PS: You're right about modern monotone in the cinema.

Fine, fine.
No, I'm not going to slag you off. (Although I think that your recent comment about Philadelphia (note no extra letters) has earned you a thousand horrible screaming deaths.) But I wouldn't lust after a landscape... admire from afar, like. With people it gets more intermingly.

Even as a female I see that Lucy Lieu is attractive! or am I out of touch there?

Mel

i dont find lucy lieu attractive at all. but mel, im willing to be that youll find the majority agrees with you.

just about everyone in crouching tiger, hidden dragon though.... yeah.

Hmm, besides the two female protagonists who do you mean?

I´d classify Lucy Liu as being pretty. But not so much more. Her character however is really cool

So who do you find attractive?

Mel