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Post 1841

beanfoto

The Visa Section's round the back...


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Post 1842

Saavik2

Last night I looked up at the stars and made a wish.

It hasn't come true .... yet.

But the roofing contractors did say that the new tiles will *probably* arrive tomorrow ...


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Post 1843

Mr. Legion

smiley - cool I'm in the presence of experts. I'm doing a project on the battle of Isandlwana, immediately preceding Rorke's Drift, so I've been cruising the web for info and good sites. Anyone know any? That would technically count as useful info, actually...smiley - erm But bend the rules!

The Accelerato is a slow boat that goes down the Grand Canal in Venice, stopping at every landing stage.


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Post 1844

Jay and Silent Bob

WOOHOO im post 1844


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Post 1845

Mauritania

Mainly to terrorist groups, so the last reply would be good bait for all terrorist organisations who have signed on as H2g2 researchers!


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Post 1846

Mauritania

Opps, I replied a bit late!


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Post 1847

Nbcdnzr, the dragon was slain, and there was much rejoicing

Do any of U maybe know what the biggest building in the world is?
I guess it depends on how you measure it. I've heard the Pentagon is the biggest, and Chauchesku's (sp?) palace comes 2nd. But I thought the building where they patch up the space shuttle was maybe bigger measured in cubic meters, instead of square. Or maybe the boeing assembly hall is the biggest. Has anyone got a clue? smiley - erm


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Post 1848

Jay and Silent Bob

I'm post 1848


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Post 1849

Zarkd

The truck that transports the space shuttle to the launch pad is six lanes wide. That probaby makes it the biggest truck in the world.


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Post 1850

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Apart, possibly, from the one that transports Saturn V's...? smiley - erm


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Post 1851

Nbcdnzr, the dragon was slain, and there was much rejoicing

Well, the biggest kind of trucks are made of seperate pieces that can work on their own, or coupled together. They can put together as many pieces as they want, depending on what has to be moved. So in theory these trucks have no limits in size.


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Post 1852

Mauritania

The following is a list of exclusions that I found quite amusing on my insurance form:

This insurance does not cover accidental death from injury caused by or resulting from:

War,
Invasion,
Activities of a foreign enemy,
Hostilities or Warlike operations (whether war has been decleared or not),
Civil war,

Revolution,
rebellion or insurrection (that is, people rising up and changing the government by force or attempting to do so)

Civil commotion which is of severity or magnitude that it can be likened to a popular uprising

Military power (even if properly authorised by the duly elected government); or usurped power (that is, power taken by force by any person or group, including the armed forces, not being duly elected government.

Suicide or intentional self-injury

Flying as a pilot or crew member of any aircraft

Intoxicating liquor or drugs taken by the injured person!!!


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Post 1853

Ballynac

That list is funny but the last one is weird. Does that mean you aren't insured if something happens you when you're drunk!


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Post 1854

Mauritania

Pg2, continued:

Intoxicating liquor or drugs taken by the insured person (except drugs taken under medical supervision but not for the treatment of drug addiction)

Ionising radiation or radioactive contamination from nuclear fuel or nuclear waste; or the radioactive, toxic, explosive or other dangerous properties of explosive nuclear equipment.

Please note, any bogus claims such as asteriod impact or severe damage due to weather etc. will be investagated thoughly, if there aren't any nearby direct line costemers suffering any/or similar damage!


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Post 1855

Jay and Silent Bob

I'm post 1855


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Post 1856

F F Churchton

I really wish you would stop doing that Prince!!!


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Post 1857

Jay and Silent Bob

The Prince is post 1857


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Post 1858

F F Churchton

Stop it!!!
*begains to cry*


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Post 1859

PQ

The moon rocks in the Liverpool Museum space section smell like cheese...although this could be due to the repeated handling by large groups of cheese and onion crisp eating children...if this is the case it implies that moon rocks can absorb onion smell but not cheese smell.


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Post 1860

Jay and Silent Bob

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