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beanfoto Posted Aug 1, 2002
Was your punctuation in that pedantic enough, or is it designed to only be read aloud?
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beanfoto Posted Aug 1, 2002
I'm growing a small beard, tho' I don't really want to.
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Aug 1, 2002
I'm growing a rather large beard, but only due to my complete inability to get around to putting a razor to my face.
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beanfoto Posted Aug 6, 2002
My problem is a cold sore, ( herpes simplex man), that reoccurs about once a month, after I've shaved.
How do you keep the soup out of your moustache?
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Aug 6, 2002
Don't slurp, and put the spoon all the way into your mouth. And have a napkin. Always.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 6, 2002
Use a straw... 
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beanfoto Posted Aug 8, 2002
Could I improvise with a rolled up Chinese Z visa?( Assuming I get one that is).
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Aug 9, 2002
Suppose so, but it'd have to be disposable.
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beanfoto Posted Aug 13, 2002
Would recycable do?
Otherwise I could be in the crap with Chinese bureaucracy.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 14, 2002
My next fitting for "surgical" shoes is in 4.5 hours.
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beanfoto Posted Aug 15, 2002
My small beard is still there , and so is the cold sore.
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manda1111 Posted Aug 15, 2002
I have had two teeth out today and its my dads fault 
manda 
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manda1111 Posted Aug 15, 2002
It is ired,It is ierdit,It is iredti ,it is passed down to the next generation,it is called reseeding gums,it dose not mater how much you scrub them the gums go back and the teeth get loos,(I new he would leave me something)
manda
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beanfoto Posted Aug 16, 2002
If the gums recede far enough does your head eventually disappear?
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manda1111 Posted Aug 16, 2002
Hope not, I like being a bighead 
Anyway I have still got most of them at the moment ,so I hope its a loge time before I find out
manda
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 24, 2002
Mick and Bianca Jagger got married on a Friday.
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