h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought they were already married...

Yup, and it happened on a Friday. Radio 4 said so, so it must be true.

Well, if Radio 4 said it...

My mother was listening to the radio this morning and "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" was on.

And I thought the shops were bad enough.

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition at A781148 *

Rudolf was on<?> But it's still August! I guess the advertisers are trying to get an early start this year...

I am going down the pub soon

manda

Okay, okay!!! Rudolf was on because it was the song of the year about fifty years ago.

According to The Building Regulations 1991, 1992 edition - fourth impressions (with amendments) 1994 Approved Document A
"Structure"

1C24: Maximum span of floors: The maximum span of any floor supported by a wall is 6m where the span is measured to the centre of the bearing.

Just thought you would like to know.

Liam.

Ooohhh.. I've got more - no one is listening so no one is going to stop me Mwahahah!

From the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister, Parliamentary Select Committee for the Environment, Transport and Regional Affairs guidance on flooding.

"It has been estimated that over 5% of the people in England live lower than 5 metres above sea level, including large parts of our major cities such as York and London. It has also been suggested that about 7% of the country is likely to flood at least once every 100 years from rivers. In addition, approximately 30% of the coastline is developed and around 1.5% of the country is at risk from direct flooding from the sea. As a result, about 1.7million homes and 130,000 commercial properties worth over £200 billion, are at risk from river or coastal flooding in England. Many more properties are at risk from localised flash flooding."

How exciting is that?

Liam.

I'm on the edge of my seat, luckily I'm on such high ground!!!

The transistor I've waited almost a month for just arrived!

I have not read the entire backlog, only about 200 posts, just thought you wouldn't want to know.

it takes about 0.00372 seconds to blink you know!

I bet it takes longer than that after 10 pints of


manda

It takes longer to take the p**s than actually have a P**S.

Thank me for the disgusting reminder, and hopefully you'll enjoy moderating me now and hopefully in the future!

i dont know iam to busy counting my footsteps when iam pist

Luke

I've just had the first of my Visiting Exotic Climes jabs, ( less fun than going there).

>> It takes longer to take the p**s than actually have a P**S.

I think you mean drink the p**s, take the p**s means something completely different.

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition at A781148 *

What?, I don't care about that anymore!

I had even more injections today.