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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Jul 19, 2002
It was not intended to have that effect. It was just the most useless thing I had heard for a long time 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 19, 2002
From the packaging of a couple of That-style chicken sticks I had recently...
"Caution advised. Sticks may get hot if heated."
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Jul 20, 2002
From a Taiwanese Chainsaw: "Warning: do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals."
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six7s Posted Jul 20, 2002
From a box of matches:
"Keep away from children" ~ actually quite good advice 
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Tonto Posted Jul 20, 2002
From the label of a hammer.
For best results, avoid doing anything stupid.
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Jul 21, 2002
From a box of toothpicks... wait a minute, you know already.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Jul 22, 2002
From a packet of Sumak:
Ingredients: 100% SMACK
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 22, 2002
Sticker supploed with some casette tapes, circa 1990:
"This sticker is removable"
(That's *all* it said! 
)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 22, 2002
suppload = supplied <blush
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 22, 2002
<blush = 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 22, 2002
casette = cassette 
(need new fingers)
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Peeping tom Posted Jul 22, 2002
I cannot spell either (if thats spelt right then I can)
and I type even wors 
Second Wo/Man.
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beanfoto Posted Jul 30, 2002
Eye can spiel und tip!
oozing awl mi fingahs
Wud ooze mi tows as wiel, butt thiz iz a publick plaice!
hand tha keybored iz a bite small!
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beanfoto Posted Aug 1, 2002
Was that one of those conundrums like " This sentence is a lie"?
As you both spelt your posting correctly and ,(Viavoice not withstanding), typed it correctly.
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PQ Posted Aug 1, 2002
Maybe it was spelt wrong but the typing was bad enough to correct it
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 1, 2002
Maybe it was supposed to say "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers"? 
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- 1761: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Jul 19, 2002)
- 1762: Tonto (Jul 19, 2002)
- 1763: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 19, 2002)
- 1764: Evil Zombie Strider (Jul 20, 2002)
- 1765: six7s (Jul 20, 2002)
- 1766: Tonto (Jul 20, 2002)
- 1767: Evil Zombie Strider (Jul 21, 2002)
- 1768: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1769: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1770: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1771: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1772: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1773: Peeping tom (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1774: beanfoto (Jul 30, 2002)
- 1775: PQ (Jul 30, 2002)
- 1776: beanfoto (Jul 30, 2002)
- 1777: Evil Zombie Strider (Jul 31, 2002)
- 1778: beanfoto (Aug 1, 2002)
- 1779: PQ (Aug 1, 2002)
- 1780: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 1, 2002)
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